Malcolm X

Is this true?

Well, I mean, Luigi is clearly gay, yes? Now, it is (to me, at least) a matter of determining how gay he is. So, on that 1 to 10 scale, how gay is he? Is he pretty much like a straight guy who just happens to enjoy the occasional cock? Is he a hard gay leather queen? An effeminate, prancing bottom-man who loves taking it hard from behind?

*Oh, by the way, by Pizazz guy, I refer to the guy who made that Pizazz song, and other hits such as 'Peg Me (With Your Love)' and '*** 2 Mouth'.

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking? Also, do you know your role?

Please help. It was my father's dying wish that I master the art of woop shooping (He was a famous African-American bike-collector). I've tried every possible method, everything I can think of; but I just cannot shoop one single woop! Someone, please help me!

Ok, maybe I'm just an idiot, but my ranged characters (An archer named Roxanne, a thief named Yohannes, and an alchemist named Wilhelm) simply will not use their ranged attacks! They just stand there like retards until the enemies get within melee range, then try (in vain, since my knight is the only one who's worth a damn in melee) to melee fight them. The alchemist gets killed in one damn hit, and the thief dies in two or three.

I can't win a single fight against ****ing BANDITS, the first and (from what I've read) easiest enemies in the game, without the alchemist (Who, by the way, has the highest charisma, intelligence and artifice, and is the only one who can speak latin, read or use alchemy) dying! By the way, if it helps, I'm using Dosbox. Can someone help?