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Hypocorism
Is this Petrarchan enough to be a sonnet, and do you like it?
If mathematics is a tailless cat
That walks unbalanced through a thousand minds,
Is it a changing cathode cat that winds
Through rooms of terminals where cats have sat?
A stanza or a room which has not lacked
For that whereof a cat its mind reminds,
Is one through which a tailwind tacks rewinds,
Unbalanced, seeking for its head intact:
And if they find that which, wherefore they seek,
A force, perforce, that is the end of motion,
They lie to lie upon that perfect island,
As though there lived no catenated notion,
Or never dream through which perchance they sleep;
Thereof cats must then move and be silent.
1 AnswerPoetry4 years agoWhy is a mathematician not one's first choice for solving real problems?
Because anthropologists do more field work.
4 AnswersMathematics7 years agoDo you think it true that an infinite number of ruins exist at least nearly under all infinitely old cities?
I am told this is the substance of the Schliemann Hypothesis, but that it is very difficult to prove or disprove.
2 AnswersMathematics7 years agoShouldn't half & half be the same as whole milk?
Also is a door-frame basically a pedometer?
2 AnswersNon-Alcoholic Drinks8 years agoDo you like my new poem?
The clock which ticking giga-, tera-, peta-,
Which sets to talking, micro-, nano-, pico-,
Soon leaves us stopping on this phrase, `big data,'
That is, I hope, the Narcissistic Echo.
3 AnswersPoetry8 years agoWhy are the Cayley numbers a bad Mother's Day present?
They are not even gilt by association.
1 AnswerMathematics8 years agoWhere did the old woman who lived in a shoe move when she migrated to the city?
Into a pair of ballet flats.
2 AnswersImmigration8 years agoDo you like my new poem?
As dopamine's heliotropism
Opens so many windows in houses,
And mansions' doors cede way to nature's prism,
One walks where Flora for Apollo browses.
Yet ornaments make some who love them poor,
Where consuetude and novelty contend,
Save those who never here have walked before:
Perhaps one feels this everywhere, dear friend,
But then more-so, such universal Kant,
Or cant, cannot bear but the summer's fleeting self,
And seems thus too ephemeral a plant
Beside important objects on a shelf.
Or so I think when I would doubt the bloom
That seems the siren of my Chinese room.
6 AnswersPoetry8 years agoDo you like my sonnet?
When I make tea and I perceive
My oolong blossoming as a flower,
It is much simpler, I conceive,
When leaves give plants their power:
Instead this dried, prophetic leaf,
In shape of what is consequent,
From fruit and flower plucks, as a thief,
This season's look, or taste or scent.
And likewise, as what's last is first,
Since logics antecede all sights,
Deduction being all things reversed,
Should I look dull, must you surmise,
So memory's leaves, poor parasites,
Abduct your photons from my eyes.
2 AnswersPoetry8 years agoWhy would somebody collect mint juleps?
Because they'll never be minted again.
1 AnswerBeer, Wine & Spirits8 years agoDo you like my effusion?
Belief, born of limitation,
Verisimilitude in operation,
Love being not that which transcends,
Unloosed from the pier, descends
Again into the river,
And almost palpably the lines quiver
In the compartments, till lashed to the earth,
And the bark, carrying inside it no berth,
Drawn by a stream of phits and flits,
Comprising opinions, which in the dry hold sits,
A quadrillion dendrites bears to what they want,
A rather same and different dockside restaurant.
3 AnswersPoetry8 years agoDo you like this poem I found?
I'm poor at basketball, in this more poor:
I miss the net and think, I miss you more.
4 AnswersPoetry8 years agoIf a character is understudied, does that make it overstudied?
2 AnswersPerforming Arts8 years agoWhy can you shout in English but not in Latin?
Because Latin is case sensitive.
6 AnswersLanguages8 years agoDo you like my new poem?
The King of Naples
Lost his staples
In the Queen's garage,
And he was sorry.
They were washing his Ferrari
And his microfibre strips
Were filled with paperclips,
Lost by her entourage.
5 AnswersPoetry8 years ago