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Are there preventative measures that I can take to put an end to frequent and sporadic boners?
I have this really hot social studies teacher who always wears low cut shirts. I have to stay seated for about 3 or 4 minutes after the bell rings just to be able to walk out of the class. What can I do about this?
2 AnswersOther - Diseases1 decade agoIs badminton the new tennis?
I mean, what other sport can you play while wielding a diaper size burrito in your other hand?
1 AnswerOther - Sports1 decade agoWill Don Glarr enjoy his long weekend?
Do yo think he'll enjoy some time at BW's? I hope so.
1 AnswerBooks & Authors1 decade agoI am writing a short story and need some help.?
It's about a little boy named Henry Plopper who lives in a world of wizards...no, wait... pickles. He lives in a world of pickles. Actually, he IS a magical pickle -- the most powerful of magical pickles. He attends a school for magical pickles and he and his fellow pickles get into all kinds of mischief. However, my first story will be about the diabolical plans of The Pickle Who Shall Not Be Named and his desire to kill Henry Plopper. What else do you think it needs? Will this be publishable? And will it count for tenure?
6 AnswersBooks & Authors1 decade agoIs it preferable to plant a pickle tree in the sun or shade?
I've tried both and have never had one pickle grow from the damn thing! What am I doing wrong?
5 AnswersGarden & Landscape1 decade agoSo Joe Biden didn't warn us not to have sex with pigs to avoid the Swine Flu, did he?
Shouldn't somebody war Kermit?
2 AnswersInfectious Diseases1 decade agoI think I might have contracted this Wine Flu that people keep talking about.?
I drank like a bottle and a half last night and am feeling like total **** today. What do I do?
14 AnswersInfectious Diseases1 decade agoIs Natural Light an organic beer?
Man, that **** is delicious! I'd hate to have to stop drinking it.
2 AnswersBeer, Wine & Spirits1 decade agoOk, is it wrong to date a midget just for the entertainment it will provide?
Seriously, I have to know before asking it out.
6 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade agoWhy would i ever want to purchase a "Snuggie"?
I received enough snuggies, wedgies, and atomic versions of both in high school.
2 AnswersYahoo Shopping1 decade agoPlease help with Latin for tattoo.?
I need the Latin words for:
cucumber
asshole
break
off
4 AnswersLanguages1 decade agoCould somebody please give me all the words that rhyme with "Hoosier"?
I'm writing a poem.
2 AnswersPoetry1 decade agoWill someone please tell me why Maya Angelou is a good poet? Why?
Seriously, folks!
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
They swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
c'mon!
3 AnswersPoetry1 decade agoWhat will Don Glarr teach his disciples tomorrow?
3 AnswersTeaching1 decade agoWhy is *this* election being labeled as "historic"?
Isn't every presidential election historic? Is it because of the riots that are sure to follow?
25 AnswersElections1 decade agoSo... Coolio has a new show?
That's all I wanted to ask. Oh wait, no... Holy fukc!!!!! Will this be the new ALF?!!! Why not just bring back ALF?!
1 AnswerReality Television1 decade agoSo I'm not looking for a girlfriend ...?
I just want someone with whom I can visit the Texas Pete's factory.
9 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade agoWere the Spartans the world's first hoosiers?
I bet there were a few Cameros parked along the Eurotas. Mr. Sparta, I know you're out there. What do you think?
3 AnswersHistory1 decade ago