MM XI Hybrid

Djourou-salem.

I think we all know West Ham's gonna win that one.

"Wojciech! These are brand new!"

"Rod,da Jager!"

Ramos said "I couldn't work with this group of players,but who knows,Juande you might just lead them to the Champions League."

His name is too damn long!

I mean,Muff has Josh,and Stef has Rolf.I'm feeling a bit left out :(

Is it because they have gigantic breasts?

After all they're the ones with the injury crisis *cough* only 1 first-team player currently injured *cough* and postponing the game allows all of their injured players *cough* there are only 3 *cough* to come back.Meanwhile Citeh have the chance to go top of the table which would drive United bonkers and cause them to lose focus and slip up in their subsequent matches,causing them to drop out of the title race.

It's a conspiracy,I tells ya!

FQ: Should I be lauded as a hero for standing up to tyranny like the folk hero of Merseyside Senor Benitez?Or would I be slated because I didn't pass off my ramblings as facts?

FQ2: How many more seasons of games being postponed before the Premier League is forced into a winter break?

FQ3: Would the winter break absolutely ruin the week after Christmas and the week after New Year's Day for you?Or are you too busy playing with your presents and heading to the mall to return the crappy ones you don't like?

youth players from smaller clubs are the ones making the step to elite teams?

What is your opinion on this issue?

Yes,I know this is a straightforward question,but give me long answers if you can:

Go into your team's academy,go back in history (shouldn't be a problem with the Liverpool fans) and list down the greatest players your team's academy has produced,or even players that are under the age of 20 that your club picked up and developed into great players.

List down the players in your club's academy and/or reserves teams and list the players you think should replace someone in the senior squad,or has the capability to replace someone in the senior squad.Subsequently,list the players you think has a bright future,but probably not at your club,and suggest a suitable club for them.

And if you answered Clichy

OQ - Why are you lying?

2 messages,to be precise:

1) He has legally changed his name to Santa DosCinco,yes,after his favorite NFL player Chad Ochocinco.He shall hencefore be referred to as Mr. DosCinco,SDC or The Artist Formerly Known As Claus.

2) You may answer this question with your Christmas wishlist.DosCinco will see if you're on the naughty or nice list and if you're nice,he'll deliver the gifts to your house on Christmas Eve or 3 working days after the 24th of December at the latest.If you're on the naughty list,then tough sh*t,you shouldn't have shoved that hamster up your butt.

My Christmas wishlist is simple,I only have one present in mind:

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entertainment/article...

Thanks Mr. DosCinco!

I mean,United CLEARLY played for a draw.How in the hell did they get 3 points?

It was Howard Webb,wasn't it?That United-sympathising b*stard.

It's as deliberate a handball as anything a referee would ever see (players in the wall raising their hands high up in the air) and if the referee can give a penalty for the handball,why don't they send the player off as well?Is there a rule against sending players off in those situations?

OMG,did you see that?Palacios completed a pass!He completed a pass!What does it all mean?!?!?!

I've recently come across this,but is Tomas Ujfalusi so mighty he makes a sprained ankle feel like a shotgun blast to the gut?

http://www.colchonero.com/media/galeria/4/6/5/2/7/...

That's why I'm here on Y!A for all the vibrant colors!

OQ - What's going on today?Did everyone sign up for a spa package with a mud bath?

FQ - Spurs vs. Arsenal,name the key 1-on-1 battle.Chamakh vs. Kaboul?Bale vs. Sagna?Song vs. Van der Vaart? Gomes vs. Fabianski to see who would mess up first?You decide!

1) A current player

2) A player who has retired.

Remember,it has to be a player who's played for your club which your club then sold.

Mine would be:

1) Cristiano Ronaldo

2) It's a toss up between George Best and Denis Law,even though Law left United after being past his peak.

Does she need a belly rub?

Or does Snooki want smush smush?

Is it safe to assume that Signore Benitez has never been in a sperm bank?

but put on a pretty good attacking display?

Should that sentence be in reverse,or are football fans in general wrong about Big Sam's style?

I know one game does not make a team,but haven't Blackburn been playing some flowing football at times this season?