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okay my best guy friend knows i like him but he knows that if we go out there could be a lot of drama started and i hate drama so we made a mutial decision to go out next year but i keep thinking that we should go out now and idk how to tell him with out everyone being on my case about it i mean if they were my true friends then they should support me don't you think but the thing is me and him went out for like two days and decided it wasn't working out and i think who's to say it will next year i just don't know what to do i really like him and want to be his girlfriend and he wants me to be his girlfriend too it's just there's drama written all over that relationship how do i prevent that and what should i do please help like i said i really like him like a lot he's my best friend like we're thinkin bout starting our relationship over the summer break so we have time to hang out without worrying bout school is this a good idea or not plz help

ok my best guy friend and i flirt all the time and he's always staring at my boobs and tryin to touch them and tellin me how perdy i am and i flirt with him too like not to long ago he was suking ona sucker and i went up to him took that sucker and shoved it in my mouth and he laughed and said steph give me back my sucker and i was like nope and then i took it outta my mouth and gave it back and he put it in his mouth then i took his hat and shoved it down my shirt and told hi he had to go get and he reached down my shirt and grabbed it touched my

boob i don't what to think though coz he tells me the next girl her dates he wants to marry and he told my friend he could see us getting married in the future but why won't he just out and say it my friends think there's something between us that im not admitting but i tell them there's not the truth is i really don't know i mean we text each other at the late hours at night till we are sleepily texting and he txts me to say mornin babe

ok i know you guys are probably going to say ok why don't you just get new friends i hear that enough i want a true honest answer not o go find new friends but yeah my best friend ok so called best friend told the whole world a big secret that i didn't want anyone to know some friend she is but okay should i forgive her or just forget bout being her friend shes did this once before and i forgave her im a pretty forgiving person and a trustworthy friend i don't know why my friends always take advantage of that damn i got some messed up friends please help me figure out what to do i don't want to make the wrong decision and regret it

i don't know what to do now im lost in this emotion people tellin me lies keepin me up all niteim so confused now i have troubles with my life nobody understands what i go through where did my life go downhill i need someone to come and

grab my hand and pull me up

pull me up out of my troubles pull me up out of these lies pull me up out of my fears god that's why you are hereyou help me through me needs god you're amazing

i walk around not knowing what to do gotta choose who can't make this decision i am lost in translation where do i go for help now i need someone to grab my hand and pull me up

pull me up out of my troubles pull me up out of these lies pull me up out of my fears god that's why you are hereyou help me through me needs god you're amazing

people using me friends abandoning me parents stressing me out all i wanna do is just shout i go to church to seek forgivenessand i get shadowed out where did my life go down ineed someone to grab my hand and pull me up

Buying a New Farm

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.

Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.

Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.

The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"

The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."

"Comfortable?" the guy questions.

"Yes, you see she reads slow."

um i must be dumb cuz it took me a sec to get it but i read it slow lol but im not blonde

Blond medical terminology

Artery -- Study of paintings

Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria

Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails

Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U

Caesarean section -- District in Rome

Cat scan -- Searching for kitty

Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her

Colic -- Sheep dog

Coma -- A punctuation mark

Congenital -- Friendly

D&C -- Where Washington is

Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events

Dilate -- To live long

Enema -- Not a friend

Fester -- Quicker

Fibula -- A small lie

G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game

Grippe -- Suitcase

Hangnail -- Coathook

Impotent -- Distinguished, well known

Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee

Labor pain -- Got hurt at work

Medical staff -- Doctor's cane

Morbid -- Higher offer

Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate

Node -- Was aware of

Outpatient -- Person who had fainted

Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis

Post operative -- Letter carrier

Protein -- Favoring young people

Rectum -- It almost killed him

Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery

Rheumatic -- Amorous

Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf

Secretion -- Hiding anything

Seizure -- Roman emperor

Serology -- Study of knighthood

Tablet -- Small table

Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport

Tibia -- Country in North Africa

Tumor -- An extra pair

Urine -- Opposite of you're out

Varicose -- Located nearby

Vein -- Conceited

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

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A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

sorry blondes but this is funny

TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T: funny or not?

10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first

OKAY SO I WAS SENDING A TEXT SAYING WHAT'S UP TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND I ACCIEDENTALLY TEXTED THIS DUDE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW BUT MY FRIEND KNOWS HIM WELL NOW HE'S CALLING ME BABYGURL AND ASKING ME 2 LET HIM **** ME AND I WAS LIKE UM I A VIRGIN AND PLAN ON STAYING ONE BUT YEAH OKAY HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME BABYGURL AND ASKIN ME 2 HANG OUT WITH HIM IDK WHAT 2 DO CUZ IT'S MY FAULT CAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED HIM AND THE BAD PART IS HE GOES TO SCHOOL WITH ME AND IM SCARED TO GO BACK AFTER SPRING BREAK PLEASE HELP ME I AM FREAKIN OUT

I need help?

okay one of my guy friends and me were talking and out of no where he was like um we should have sex and i was like ok but no full sex and he was like ok so no baby making and i was like ok but now i don't know what to do cuz i really want to have sex with him but he's got a girlfriend and i am not looking for anything serious right now i told him that next year me and him could go out and have sex but he wants to make out and im just so confused ugh what do i do can you help me please

okay this guy told me he loved me and made me fall for him but then told me that i didn't deserve him and that he was to bad for me i cried at the moment of when it happened but i just got so mad and started cussing him out and what not it made me mad i told him that he had no right to do that but now i feel like the bad person why are guys such jerks and why do they take advantage of girls' fragile minds and hearts

okay one of my guy friends and me were talking and out of no where he was like um we should have sex and i was like ok but no full sex and he was like ok so no baby making and i was like ok but now i don't know what to do cuz i really want to have sex with him but he's got a girlfriend and i am not looking for anything serious right now i told him that next year me and him could go out and have sex but he wants to make out and im just so confused ugh what do i do can you help me please

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i want to loose weight with out all the dietry supplements and the harsh food cutting what should i do