sally

i dont have the money to go buy any good ones, i imagine the breadcrumb coating would cause a nice sensation on my goodies?

i was feeli ng really lonely and bored today while my parents were at work so i decided to masturbate, and i used my moms wooden rolling pin. now i think i might have a splinter in my down there lips. what should i do? im 16 and very embarrassed, i dont wanna tell mama what i did

I cant shave them because I have really big warts and they look scary so i let my pubes grow long to hide the warts but my pubes are so long that they keep getting tangled into a ball and it makes me cry when i have to comb it out what can i do?

When my brother came, it flew onto a basketball in his room. I feel like me and my bf are about to break up and I dont want to lose him. When my brother went to go clean himself up in the bathroom, I sat on his basketball and rolled around. If I get pregnant from my brothers b-ball, will the baby be my cousin? And do you think my bf will still stay with me?

The other day I had massive diarrhea. I made my wife pick up three different types of toilet paper. Each of them left tissue dust behind and they're turning into glass shards. Can anyone recommend which toilet will sop up the soup coming out of my anus?