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Complete this sentence: (lol)

My ___[adjective/adverb]___ uncle ___[verb]____ under the__[noun(s)]__ last night with a mob of ___[adjective/adverb]____, dirty ___[noun(s)]__.

I've had several people ask me "dude why use your FULL REAl name on this site??" or "what the heck does your name mean?!"

I just want to know if anyone out there that knows what my name means? (its a joke of course but still funny)

i vote best answer to the first person to get it. AND ITS EASY!

lol

okay so I have a 2000 chevy (yeah boyyy) silverado 1500 LS 5.3L v8. the motor keeps gettin to hot to drive. I changed the thermostat and that wasn't the problem. any ideas at what it could be?? maybe the water pump?? idk help!

My step-uncle _______ under the Boston street lights last night with a mob of angry, dirty hobos.

i will vote best answer to whoever can make me laugh the hardest.

dont make your answer too long thought because i dont wanna be reading your novels jus for a laugh lol

now hit me with your best shot :)

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

..when they take a little tiger snooze?

Do they dream of mauling zebras; or Halle Barry on her catwoman suit?

Well don't you worry your pretty stripped head we're gonna get you back to tyson and your cozy tiger bed:

and then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug:

Doug oh Doug douuuug douuug Dougie dougie Doug Doug,

but if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers.....

Then we're s*** outta luck.

i would text it to KGB but they pretty much suck because they charge for everything