Hateful Rhetoric

I am a well trained and experienced chef. I have worked at some very fine restaurants. To be honest, cooking relaxes me, and is such a rewarding activity. But I have no idea how to roast a turkey. My father-in-law tried to show me, but he was in the Marine Corps, and his idea of teaching was a 5 minute treatise on my ignorance, followed by the " just do it the way I showed you " mentality that comes with being a Marine. ( No slam on the Corps. I have a son serving now. ) Any suggestions as to how my wife and I can prepare the perfect turkey?

Seeing as our current CIC was born in a foreign country, I was curious if any Kenyan visitors could answer this, or if any Americans have an opinion.

A 14-0 record, they play in a notoriously soft conference, barely eked by weaker teams during the regular season and scraped by to win their bowl game by 7 points. The Boise State Broncos??? Nope, the 2002 National Champion Ohio State Buckeyes. Boise State, on the other hand, finishes their season ranked behind two one-loss teams. And this morning on ESPN, they were talking about Boise State's chance at winning, or at least playing for the national title next year. Like the BCS overlords would allow such a thing. Check the last decade. Which team has the most wins in college football? And what of Kellen Moore? Never even considered for the Heisman Trophy, despite being number one in almost all statistical categories related to his position, all because he doesn't go to a big enough school. Terry Bradshaw, ( Louisiana Tech ) Jerry Rice ( Mississippi Valley State ) and some guy named Walter Payton ( Jackson State ) all did okay in the NFL. College football has turned into a contest to see which team can sell more merchandise, not which school has the better team. Go Broncos.