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i'm looking for a cross stitch pattern for 013-0309 Wolf. it's a forever wild by janlynn.my dog chewed my pattern up. and please don't say contact janlynn a pattern cost $ 7.00. thanks

i'm looking for the pattern for JANLYNN FOREVER WILD WOLF COUNTED CROSS STITCH, my dog chewed up my pattern and i now need a new one can anyone help .

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i work in a library how old do you think i am, no i will not tell you my age but the person that comes closest first gets the points.

My Boyfriend is Stuck

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks ‘Why in the world are you walking around like this?’

The cowboy says, ‘Well it’s like this Sheriff ….

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt… So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants… So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts…so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now go to town cowboy.. ‘

‘And here I am..’

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist

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Bill Gates Joke.

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above NewJersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, BillGates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began tofill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane. Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night. Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane." The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, dude. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."

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how do you request an item on farmville on facebook i need one clinging vine and i can't request it using the maison.

here is one line just like every nigh has it's dawn.

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Turkey Kills!

To you turkey eaters, here's an early chrismas warning: Turkey kills! Just like crack, like alcohol, like handguns. Oh, it seems innocent. But turkey contains tryptophan.

Tryptophan (n.): a crystalline amino acid, C11H12N2O2, that is widely distributed in proteins and which can cause drowsiness if ingested.

So picture this: You're with the in-laws, knocking back the white meat. The dark meat. The cranberry sauce. The yams. And then more fowl.

You don't realize how much turkey you've had until it's too late. Way too late. It's time for you to drive home. But you're in no condition. You can't keep your eyes open. Your head starts to nod. Where was that turn? It's right up here somewhere...

And that's the last thing you'll think as the 18-wheel semi hits you broadside. Knocking the stuffing right back out of you. Don't let this happen to you!

The Top 15 Least Popular Leftover Turkey Dishes

15. Grandma's Pre-Gummed Turkey Neck

14. Deep-Fried Turkey Heads 'n' Velveeta

13. Roasted Neck-on-a-Stick

12. Turkey-House Cookies

11. Carcass Cacciatore

10. Forgotten Giblet Bag Pate'

9. Marrowloaf

8. Pudenda Pudding

7. Ice Cold Turkey Smoothies

6. Poorly Sliced Turkey with Finger

5. Pan Scrapings 'n' Dried Turkeyskin Crepes

4. Regurgiturkey Surprise

3. Homemade Moon Pie with Creamed Turkey/Marshmallow Filling

2. Turkey Testicle Tiramisu

and the Number 1 Least Popular Leftover Turkey Dish...

1. Beakaroni and Cheese

Martha Stewart's Post-Thanksgiving To Do List

1.Blanch the carcass from your Thanksgiving turkey, taking care to remove all meat, cartilage and sinew.Dry carcass thoroughly. Spray paint the carcass gold, turn it upside down, and use it as a sleigh to hold holiday greeting cards.

2.Outfit neighborhood rats with tiny antlers and elf uniforms.

3.Deflate your car tires and re-fill them with Glade Holiday Scented air.This way, when your tires get shot out or slashed at the mall, they will release a fresh, cheery scent.

4.Organize your spice rack by genus and phylum.

5.When you receive your new phone book, use the old one as a personal address book by simply crossing out the names and addresses of people whom you don't know.

The Twelve Days of Thanksgiving....

On the First Day.....We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings.

On the Second Day.....We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls.

On the Third Day.....We praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies.

On the Fourth Day.....We thank the pilgrims for not serving bison that first time, or we'd be celebrating Thanksgiving until April.

On the Fifth Day..... We gobble up cubed bird casserole and pray for a glimpse of a naked turkey carcass.

On the Sixth Day.....We show gratitude (sort of) to the creative cook who slings cashews at the turkey and calls it Oriental.

On the Seventh Day....We forgive our forefathers and pass the turkey- nugget pizza.

On the Eighth Day.....The word ''vegetarian'' keeps popping into our heads.

On the Ninth Day.....We check our hair to make sure we're not beginning to sprout feathers.

On the Tenth Day.....We hope that the wing meat kabobs catch fire under the broiler.

On the Eleventh Day.....We smile over the creamed gizzard because the thigh bones are in sight.

On the Twelfth Day.....We apologize for running out of turkey leftovers. And everybody says Amen.

CALIFORNIA LOVE STORY

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> A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

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> After having great s*x, she spent the next hour just

> rubbing his t*sticles -- something she loved to do.

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> As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you

> love doing that?"

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> Because, she replied, "I miss mine."

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> Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it???

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