Eatin' Babies

I have a newer Dell laptop. When I use my little finger mouse thing I accidentaly zoom in or out randomly. Despite all efforts I can't figure out how to do this on purpose. What do I do?

So what is up with this show. It was one of my all time favorite shows and I was crushed when it ended. Then they made the movie and got my hopes up that the series may come back. But I haven't heard anything since then.

What's the deal? Is the series coming back? That would be the best Christmas present.

My fifteen year old cousin recently became "sexually active." The girl that he "hooked up" with told all of her friends and his that he had a small penis and now he wants me to by him Extenze, which I absolutely refuse to do. I explained to him that his penis will grow and my girlfriend tried explaining that to most mature women it isn't even that important.

I was just as insecure at his age but the whole stupid incident really bothered him. I know eventually he'll grow up and so will the girls he'll be with, but what can I do in the mean time, other than buying him Extenze, to make him feel better?

I want to buy a video camera that can do the following:

1. Hook up to the computer easily (emphasis on the easily)

2. Take high quality video with sound, not like a camcorder.

3. Be cheap.

Any suggestions? Thanks.

Does anybody know how to sign "masochist"?

I eat a baby in the spring.

There’s no reason to cause a scene!

Its ironies

Delectable!

Its morality…

Somewhat questionable…

You may call me deranged,

but this Baby’s honey glazed!

Imagine a tender pork

Would you like a knife and fork?