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Why are so many people in Norfolk, particularly in the King`s Lynn area so inbred. This has been medically proven given the number of genetically inherited problems the local inhabitants have. I know that the people of Norfolk, especially in the King`s Lynn area hate outsiders but sleeping with your sister is taking it a bit far.

A friend of mine and I would like to get away for two weeks (flying from London) in October, ideally somewhere sunny with no tourists. Any ideas?

Have BBC the news got it right? They reported that Hamilton will be deducted 10 places at the next GP, do they mean in qualifying or the race result?

I have a Dell GX 240?, the CD Drawer is jammed shut for some inexplicable reason. It has not been opened for months and does not have a disk in it, I`m loathe to attempt anything complicated. Any SIMPLE ideas, including the obvious.

Thanks.

Which lap will DC. fall off on today?

Why are our prisons currently overflowing with inmates?

Could it be that successive governments have ensured this in case fiddling their expenses became chargeable with fraud?

I was thinking of chillis and tomatoes, but I`m open to ideas

Where will he finish today? Should certainly be interesting.

Am I seeing things, I`ve just seen police officers let off four different offenders off with a polite caution. We are on number five now and he`s just got off with a caution, is this some sort of police PR film written by Hans Christian Andersen?

Not sure if this should be in the entertainment section

Where did it originate? What happened to it? Was it banned?

It couldn`t have been that dangerous or the dwarfs wouldn`t have participated.

Apart from obesity and tooth decay (no problems there) what are the ill effects of consuming too much sugar? 12/15 cups of tea/coffee a day with 2 tea spoons in each. The only redeeming factor is that I don`t eat cakes or sweet things.

Would artificial sweetners be less harmful?

With current government plans for your organs to be used after death without your or your families permission how do you feel about this further intrusion into our rights?

Personally when I die, they can help themselves to anything that still works, BUT with my permission.

With an absence of F1 questions, `til the season starts.

Apart from Steve McQeen, Paul Newman and James Dean (even James Garner was supposed be pretty good when filming Geand Prix) any others? Yes I know they weren`t F1 drivers.

How does tinned fruit compare to fresh, in terms of vitamin content?

My P.C. is extremely slow, with "Virtual Memory Minimum Too Low" coming up on the screen on a regular basis.

Why is this and how can I cure the problem?

Please put any answers in a form that a technophobe can understand, thanks

What is the contract worth to Noel Edmonds and his production company for the programme, per show, annually, whatever?

Following on from the question about Nigel Mansell. How do you rate Hunt? I am completely unbiased. Was he a lucky playboy in the right place at the right time? Or a genuinely talented driver He was greatly helped in the end, winning the title in Japan in atrocious conditions when Lauda saw common sense and pulled off.

He had his critics----"Hunt the Shunt", but he was entertaining to watch and a very colourful character