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help me i cant wake up
I love Eddie and Eddie loves me <3 hurt him and I shall reap your soul away!
Does anyone know where Yahoo user Eddie is?
Please tell me where is I need him now
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys2 years agoEddie can you hear me? Please answer I need help?
Eddie please tell me you ca n hear me
I need help on something
1 AnswerHomework Help2 years agoEddie, you love me right?
Tell me that you love me
Tell me that I take your breath away
Maybe if you take one more
Then I would know for sure
There's nothing left to say
So tell me that you love me anyway
2 AnswersSingles & Dating2 years agoWhat recipe can i make out of faeces in the toilet, cockroach eggs and human piss?
Im entering a cooking competition in which the prize is a grand total of $250000000 in freaking cash and an all-expense paid trip to Wakanda on Emirates Airlines with Latina strippers as your stewardesses and diamond-encrusted pizza and sparkling fine wine as the in-flight food. I must preapare the most unique and mindblowing recipe in order to win the competition and get that **** I truly deserved as a person who tirelessly reaps souls everyday! tell me the best recipe to make out of those mentioned items above there? Because I want to knock the chef's socks off!
Other - Vietnam2 years agoYaw'll im hungray Should i eat some jacanckajca;?
4 AnswersYahoo Answers2 years agoI want to wake up.?
I CANT WAKE UP. I AM TRAPPED IN MY SLEEP. IM TYPING THIS IN MY DREAM. PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO WAAKE UP. I CANT AWKE UP. GOD HELP ME.
1 AnswerMental Health2 years agoHow do I make my telephone fall in love with me?
I WANT MY HOUSE TELEPHONE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. HOW DO I MAKE IT HAPPEN? IS THERE A WAY???????? IM SO LONELY I HAVE NO LOVE LIFE AND I JUST NEED MY TELEPHONE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. THAT WAY I DONT HAVE TO WASTE MONEY CALLING MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER BECAUSE MY SIGNIFCANT OTHER IS A TELEPHONE.
4 AnswersMental Health2 years agoHow do i make it stop thunder?
Im so pissed. This stupid thunder wont stop and i want it to stop. Its really annoying. TELL ME WHAT TO DO TO MAKE IT STOP????? Im fine with rain, but not the thunder. I WANT THE THUNDER TO STOP. TELL ME WHAT RITUAL I MUST PERFORM TO MAKE IT STOP.
7 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 years agoSo, listen. I have another joke, okay?
I saw some man standing on one leg at the ATM.
Confused, I ask what he was doing.
"Just checking my balance" the man said.
10 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 years agoWanna hear another joke?
My friend david lost his ID.
So i called him Dav.
7 AnswersJokes & Riddles2 years agoDo you wanna hear a bad joke?
I dont think you can. That bad joke is in prison right now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
2 AnswersInstalling the Engine2 years agoIs there a plane that can get me to New York in 1 second?
Please help, its urgent. My online friend from NYC wants to kill himself and I want to save him now!
5 AnswersNew York City2 years agoHow do you sleep?
So my friend told me about this trendy thing that the cool kids are doing called sleeping. They also said it was quite "tumblr" to sleep. Does anyone how to do that? Is it easy? Can anyone send me a link to a tutorial video on how to Sleep?
3 AnswersOther - General Health Care2 years agoShould I continue being depressed?
Should I continue being depressed?
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Should I continue being depressed?
6 AnswersMental Health2 years agoshould i kill myself with carbon monoxide after wannaOne officially disbands?
who's with me?
4 AnswersMental Health2 years agodoes the movie "black panther" have anything to do with pink panther?
8 AnswersMovies2 years agoWhat does it mean if somebody is na0fdaic03itk?
2 AnswersKnown Issues3 years agoMilk before cereal or cereal before milk?
I PUT MILK BEFORE CEREAL.
AND I DONT CARE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS LMFAO
13 AnswersPolls & Surveys3 years ago