Thought Officer

I am like everyone else, completely uninteresting and secretly - totally shallow. I have absolutely nothing worthwhile to offer the world, but because I am forced to exist I will pass my time with the delusion that my advice matters. I am not here to pander to your emotions. My gift to you is objectivity, at least as close to objectivity as I can humanly manage. This means I will not be compassionate, understanding, or offer you answers that you want to hear. But they're probably answers you need to hear.