Team Rocket

Battletoads or Club Penguin?

The green and yellow one, because this one is pretty ****

So my friend came over to my place earlier with like 3 girls, literally out of the blue to just hangout. However when I invited them in my house, they refused to go down the stairs. I know my dog is afraid of going downstairs sometimes, but what is this about?

I think I have a good case going on here, at least that's what I've been told. This tree has been on my lawn for a long time, I told it to leave but it refuses. It has caused a ruckus in storms, and even had the nerve to crush my car once. From my experiences in Pokemon, I know that once you defeat your enemy they WILL move out of the way. Applying that knowledge here, I have suffered from a critical injury. I'm sane enough to know that Pokemon Centers don't exist, and unfortunately this hurts me financially. I have just enough to get a good lawyer and still stay on my feet if I get a second job at Denny's. Everything is still centered around this potential case, so do you guys think I have a shot here?

Evidence of that fatal day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFNTXuvgpk

I think I have a good case going on here, at least that's what I've been told. This tree has been on my lawn for a long time, I told it to leave but it refuses. It has caused a ruckus in storms, and even had the nerve to crush my car once. From my experiences in Pokemon, I know that once you defeat your enemy they WILL move out of the way. Applying that knowledge here, I have suffered from a critical injury. I'm sane enough to know that Pokemon Centers don't exist, and unfortunately this hurts me financially. I have just enough to get a good lawyer and still stay on my feet if I get a second job at Denny's. Everything is still centered around this potential case, so do you guys think I have a shot here?

Evidence of that fatal day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFNTXuvgpk

My girlfriend has an obsession with hermit crabs, so for her birthday I wanna surprise her with one. I'm kind of low on money right now, so I was thinking of browsing Craigslist for a possible offer. Would I have luck there, or should I try and visit pet palace or something?

It's my turn with 6/6 bullets, though I feel confident to go first. This is a great time for me to raise the bets yes?

This person may not exist, there may be a problem with the link or **gulp** their account has been suspended.

And I just lost 5.... damn

he keeps calling my house, and I'm getting so annoyed...

an IHop employee let me in on a little secret, and now I want to build my own pancake house. I will be buying loads of pancake mix from ShopRite, and I have a whole construction crew ready for the job next week. Anybody have any tips for a new pancake house owner? I was already told Aunt Jemima syrup works wonders, but what if people start eating my house?

an IHop employee let me in on a little secret, and now I want to build my own pancake house. I will be buying loads of pancake mix from ShopRite, and I have a whole construction crew ready for the job next week. Anybody have any tips for a new pancake house owner? I was already told Aunt Jemima syrup works wonders, but what if people start eating my house?

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This girl sent me a text looking for 8=====D, but I responded "sorry you have me confused, I'm 8=D" and she responded with a barrage of lols. What was so funny about this?

how would you sleep?

Alright, so I found out that my Hot Pockets are NOT hot. This is false advertising, and will sue for this! I already went against Blockbuster for refusing block demolition, and look what happened to them. Would anyone want to participate in this guaranteed victory? It's basically free money...

Can I sue for false advertising?

Can I play as a solider instead?