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how to convert grams per joule (g/J) into grams per kilo joule (g/kJ)?
4 AnswersEngineering10 years ago"Dream big. But not too big. You don't want to end up with.........."?
finish the quote off
9 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agodoes anyone know of any Japanese rock bands?
12 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade agowhat should i get for my 17th birthday?
nothing super big
but i want something kinda cool
13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agostrep throat treatments?
its really annoying me because i have an economics exam on wednesday and want to get rid of it as soon as possible
5 AnswersRespiratory Diseases1 decade agoyoutube videos most not working?
has anybody noticed that most youtube videos all come up with the message "were sorry this video is no longer available"
im not talking just about music video but even random video's submitted by random users and cartoons and small clips and that
6 AnswersYouTube1 decade agoparents, what would you rather have happen?
your child telling you that he/she is gay
or
your child telling you he/she is a porn star
14 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoRomantic 1st lines......and deadly 2nd ones!!?
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some
of the entries they received.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
15 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoInteresting 1 Liners!!!!!!!!!?
Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't
talk for a year and a half.
Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting
people, and kill them.
Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut
Up.'
Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be
there when it happens.
Ø Always and never are two words you should
always remember never to use.
Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been
over served.
Ø The road to success is always under
construction.
Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of
divorce.
Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of
your time.
Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in
the wrong lane.
Ø Born free; Taxed to death.
Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some
people just don't have film.
Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up
to.
Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is
the paperwork.
Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,
the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.
Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an
idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was
the genius.
Ø The trouble with being punctual is that
there's no one there to appreciate it.
Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why
are there phone bills?
Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars
in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell
him a park bench has just been painted, he has to
touch it to be sure.
Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!
Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the
sudden stop at the end.
Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your
horn louder.
Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's
Law of Burnt Fingers)
Ø Someday is not a day of the week
Ø Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off
your goal.
Ø The smallest good deed is better than the greatest invention.
Ø Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
Ø The best vitamin for making friends is B1.
Ø One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Ø One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.
Ø Jumping into conclusion can be a bad exercise.
Ø The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime.
10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago16 Funny 1 Liners!!!!?
1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
3. If I save time, when do I get it back?
4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
7. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.. there's a knob called brightness,
but it doesn't work.
11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left! .
14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?
16. LOVE lives by giving and forgiving
SELF lives by getting and forgetting.
17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agohappy new 1984???????????????
i went onto thepiratebay.com website today and it says
"happy new 1984"
why is that?
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoMeaning of "teenage kicks"?
What does teenage kicks mean
i know its a song name already
9 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade agoLive out all the rest - Linkin Park DVD?
ok so i just bourght the Linkin Park Road to Revolution DVD and i put it onto my pc nd on itunes the song "Leave Out All The Rest" comes up as "Live Out All The Rest" even though it says "Leave...." on the back cover
any reasons why this happens?
1 AnswerRock and Pop1 decade agoLimp Bizkit Rollin' music video?
At the very start of Limp Bizkit's Rollin' music video (before the songs even began) 2 guys drive up in a car and get out
wats the song thats playin in the car they are drivig in?????
5 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade agoKerrang Awards 2008?
what channel and at what time are the kerrang awards being shown on tv in the UK?
6 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade ago16 super funny 1 liners?
1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
3. If I save time, when do I get it back?
4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
7. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.. there's a knob called brightness,
but it doesn't work.
11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left! .
14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?
16. LOVE lives by giving and forgiving
SELF lives by getting and forgetting.
24 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhat PS3 Theme do you use?
links to website u got it from would be helpful?
14 AnswersPlayStation1 decade agoUK itunes account working on US itunes store?
i have a itunes account and have about £10 on it. what happens if i go onto the US itunes store and sign in using it will it work???
(to change your itunes store just go to the bottom of the itunes store page andclick on the UK flag)
2 AnswersSoftware1 decade agoDiscoveries & Inventions of man & women (funny)?
The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;
the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;
the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;
the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of
things...
but the women are still BUSY in
shopping.................
remember to star*
7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago