silverman525

finish the quote off

nothing super big

but i want something kinda cool

its really annoying me because i have an economics exam on wednesday and want to get rid of it as soon as possible

has anybody noticed that most youtube videos all come up with the message "were sorry this video is no longer available"

im not talking just about music video but even random video's submitted by random users and cartoons and small clips and that

your child telling you that he/she is gay

or

your child telling you he/she is a porn star

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most

romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some

of the entries they received.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty

and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime

Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't

talk for a year and a half.

Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting

people, and kill them.

Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut

Up.'

Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be

there when it happens.

Ø Always and never are two words you should

always remember never to use.

Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been

over served.

Ø The road to success is always under

construction.

Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of

divorce.

Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of

your time.

Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in

the wrong lane.

Ø Born free; Taxed to death.

Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some

people just don't have film.

Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up

to.

Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is

the paperwork.

Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,

the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.

Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an

idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was

the genius.

Ø The trouble with being punctual is that

there's no one there to appreciate it.

Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why

are there phone bills?

Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars

in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell

him a park bench has just been painted, he has to

touch it to be sure.

Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!

Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the

sudden stop at the end.

Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your

horn louder.

Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's

Law of Burnt Fingers)

Ø Someday is not a day of the week

Ø Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off

your goal.

Ø The smallest good deed is better than the greatest invention.

Ø Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

Ø The best vitamin for making friends is B1.

Ø One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

Ø One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

Ø Jumping into conclusion can be a bad exercise.

Ø The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime.

1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

3. If I save time, when do I get it back?

4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

7. The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.

9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.. there's a knob called brightness,

but it doesn't work.

11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left! .

14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?

16. LOVE lives by giving and forgiving

SELF lives by getting and forgetting.

i went onto thepiratebay.com website today and it says

"happy new 1984"

why is that?

What does teenage kicks mean

i know its a song name already

ok so i just bourght the Linkin Park Road to Revolution DVD and i put it onto my pc nd on itunes the song "Leave Out All The Rest" comes up as "Live Out All The Rest" even though it says "Leave...." on the back cover

any reasons why this happens?

At the very start of Limp Bizkit's Rollin' music video (before the songs even began) 2 guys drive up in a car and get out

wats the song thats playin in the car they are drivig in?????

who else thinks the new itunes 8.0 sucks bigtime?

what channel and at what time are the kerrang awards being shown on tv in the UK?

1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

3. If I save time, when do I get it back?

4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

7. The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.

9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.. there's a knob called brightness,

but it doesn't work.

11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left! .

14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?

16. LOVE lives by giving and forgiving

SELF lives by getting and forgetting.

links to website u got it from would be helpful?

i have a itunes account and have about £10 on it. what happens if i go onto the US itunes store and sign in using it will it work???

(to change your itunes store just go to the bottom of the itunes store page andclick on the UK flag)

The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;

the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;

the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;

The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;

the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of

things...

but the women are still BUSY in

shopping.................

remember to star*