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  • what should i get for my 17th birthday?

    nothing super big

    but i want something kinda cool

    13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • strep throat treatments?

    its really annoying me because i have an economics exam on wednesday and want to get rid of it as soon as possible

    5 AnswersRespiratory Diseases1 decade ago
  • youtube videos most not working?

    has anybody noticed that most youtube videos all come up with the message "were sorry this video is no longer available"

    im not talking just about music video but even random video's submitted by random users and cartoons and small clips and that

    6 AnswersYouTube1 decade ago
  • parents, what would you rather have happen?

    your child telling you that he/she is gay

    or

    your child telling you he/she is a porn star

    14 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Romantic 1st lines......and deadly 2nd ones!!?

    A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most

    romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some

    of the entries they received.

    I thought that I could love no other

    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty

    and so is your head.

    Oh loving beauty you float with grace

    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace

    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.

    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love, you take my breath away.

    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell,

    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?

    Two parts vodka, one part lime

    15 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Interesting 1 Liners!!!!!!!!!?

    Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't

    talk for a year and a half.

    Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting

    people, and kill them.

    Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut

    Up.'

    Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be

    there when it happens.

    Ø Always and never are two words you should

    always remember never to use.

    Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been

    over served.

    Ø The road to success is always under

    construction.

    Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

    Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of

    divorce.

    Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of

    your time.

    Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in

    the wrong lane.

    Ø Born free; Taxed to death.

    Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some

    people just don't have film.

    Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

    Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up

    to.

    Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is

    the paperwork.

    Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case,

    the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

    Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.

    Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an

    idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was

    the genius.

    Ø The trouble with being punctual is that

    there's no one there to appreciate it.

    Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why

    are there phone bills?

    Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars

    in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell

    him a park bench has just been painted, he has to

    touch it to be sure.

    Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!

    Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.

    Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the

    sudden stop at the end.

    Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your

    horn louder.

    Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's

    Law of Burnt Fingers)

    Ø Someday is not a day of the week

    Ø Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off

    your goal.

    Ø The smallest good deed is better than the greatest invention.

    Ø Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

    Ø The best vitamin for making friends is B1.

    Ø One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

    Ø One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

    Ø Jumping into conclusion can be a bad exercise.

    Ø The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime.

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • 16 Funny 1 Liners!!!!?

    1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

    2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

    3. If I save time, when do I get it back?

    4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

    5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

    6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

    7. The statement below is true.

    The statement above is false.

    8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.

    9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

    10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.. there's a knob called brightness,

    but it doesn't work.

    11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

    12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left! .

    14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

    15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?

    16. LOVE lives by giving and forgiving

    SELF lives by getting and forgetting.

    17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • happy new 1984???????????????

    i went onto thepiratebay.com website today and it says

    "happy new 1984"

    why is that?

    8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Meaning of "teenage kicks"?

    What does teenage kicks mean

    i know its a song name already

    9 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade ago
  • Live out all the rest - Linkin Park DVD?

    ok so i just bourght the Linkin Park Road to Revolution DVD and i put it onto my pc nd on itunes the song "Leave Out All The Rest" comes up as "Live Out All The Rest" even though it says "Leave...." on the back cover

    any reasons why this happens?

    1 AnswerRock and Pop1 decade ago
  • Limp Bizkit Rollin' music video?

    At the very start of Limp Bizkit's Rollin' music video (before the songs even began) 2 guys drive up in a car and get out

    wats the song thats playin in the car they are drivig in?????

    5 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade ago
  • new itunes 8.0 sucks?

    who else thinks the new itunes 8.0 sucks bigtime?

    6 AnswersSoftware1 decade ago
  • Kerrang Awards 2008?

    what channel and at what time are the kerrang awards being shown on tv in the UK?

    6 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade ago
  • 16 super funny 1 liners?

    1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

    2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

    3. If I save time, when do I get it back?

    4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

    5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

    6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

    7. The statement below is true.

    The statement above is false.

    8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.

    9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

    10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.. there's a knob called brightness,

    but it doesn't work.

    11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

    12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left! .

    14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

    15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?

    16. LOVE lives by giving and forgiving

    SELF lives by getting and forgetting.

    24 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • What PS3 Theme do you use?

    links to website u got it from would be helpful?

    14 AnswersPlayStation1 decade ago
  • UK itunes account working on US itunes store?

    i have a itunes account and have about £10 on it. what happens if i go onto the US itunes store and sign in using it will it work???

    (to change your itunes store just go to the bottom of the itunes store page andclick on the UK flag)

    2 AnswersSoftware1 decade ago
  • Discoveries & Inventions of man & women (funny)?

    The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;

    the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

    The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;

    the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

    The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;

    The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

    The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;

    The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

    The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;

    the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

    Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of

    things...

    but the women are still BUSY in

    shopping.................

    remember to star*

    7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago