William Tells

... and they find out that they are all hen-pecked. After a few more beers, they decide to go home and for 24 hours to do exactly what their spouses tell then and meet in the bar the following evening.

Next evening they are sitting there and the first man says," I was helping my wife to dry the dishes and unfortunately dropped on. Gon on, she said, smash the lot. So I did and now she's not speaking to me."

The second man says," I was leaning back in my chair this evening, when the leg broke off. That's it, said the wife, break all the furniture up. So I went and got an axe and chopped all the furniture. The wife has gone back to her mother's."

The third man says," Well, I got home last night and the wife was already in bed. I got into bed and felt a bit randy, so I put my hand on her. Oh, for God's sake, she said, cut it out." At thius he puts his hand into his pocket and says" Have you ever seen one?"

... and they find out that they are all hen-pecked. After a few more beers, they decide to go home and for 24 hours to do exactly what their spouses tell then and meet in the bar the following evening.

Next evening they are sitting there and the first man says," I was helping my wife to dry the dishes and unfortunately dropped on. Gon on, she said, smash the lot. So I did and now she's not speaking to me."

The second man says," I was leaning back in my chair this evening, when the leg broke off. That's it, said the wife, break all the furniture up. So I went and got an axe and chopped all the furniture. The wife has gone back to her mother's."

The third man says," Well, I got home last night and the wife was already in bed. I got into bed and felt a bit randy, so I put my hand on her. Oh, for God's sake, she said, cut it out." At thius he puts his hand into his pocket and says" Have you ever seen one?"

From: Rock Lobster

Subject: hey

Message: dumbass, YOUR screen says uk/ireland, but it shows ALL of the english questions, regardless of country, so quit being a prick.

if I were to give you a tongue-lashing, would you like it and when?

....... drink this Saturday night?

Here I am, a 55 year-old man, on Yahoo Answers, up for fun and laughs and expecting, maybe, some interesting, flirting repartee.

Am I really doing the right thing, or am I a sad old b***er?

Are there any women out there wanting the same thing as me? Or am I too old? Or ...ah sod it, I'll carry on ....or?