Jonathan Emptage

My local club meets on Sunday at the dry slope where I work I'm 29 but have never tried freestyle first the club will provide skies and a helmet ad I'm a good skier but what kind of things should I do first ramp or rails simple tricks of just getting familiar with the sensations of being in the air, on a rail.

I saw recently that some feminists or (Feminazis) were pushing to get magazines like FHM and loaded taken off the shelves at supermarkets and news agents and sold as porn only in porn shops.

Now reckon you have seen the diet coke advert on the TV where the bloke gets sprayed by diet coke as takes his t-shirt off. my question is is that not objectifying men as the Feminazis say men's lifestyle magazines objectify women if they can have that surely if they want equal rights we should be able to have FHM because lets face it we cant avoid an advert on TV as easily as you can just not look at a magazine on a shelf.

I have some lessons from 9-3 on Saturday as it's pretty hot at the moment I was wondering what I should do to keep cool I already have a long sleeved T shirt which I'll use and some light trousers that will fit over my ski boots I also am allowed drinks on the slope so I'm taking powerade with me but what should I use for gloves (I have to use them) and any other precautions for before after or during so I avoid over heating .

After installing updates last night my computer which was dieing any way )can't install any games the sims3 launcher wont start my firewall won't start) is now saying my windows instillation is not genuine despite running quite happily for the past 3 years please help

I recently saw a video from an Australian school of a kid up against a wall while this other kid kept on pummeling him after a bit of this the kid up against the wall snaps picks up the aggressor and throws him to the ground. It turned out both of the kids got suspended.

This got me thinking when I was in school (many years ago now) attacked and had to defend my self why was i punished and not the guy that attacked me and why was the guy who had to defend himself in the video suspended as well as the guy who attacked him I'm sure acting in self defense is not against the law as long as you use reasonable not excessive force

So why many years ago was I punished and why was the victim in this video punished?

I have seen on some forums people saying oh I'll live at home for uni and that's fine if you live a few mins away but these people ate looking at 2 hours each way that's 4 hours a day. 4 hours which could be spent studying. Also uni is not school I had a lecture in first year that ended at 8 so if I was travelling 2 hours I would have got back at about 10 pm (I stayed in halls I'm not stupid).

You also miss out on social bits like nights out bemuse how will you get back how will you bring a girl back you cant.

People say oh I'll save money well actually no you will spend more on train fares even with a rail card with a trip that long I mean when I visited home 1 hour away it cost me £13 magnesia doing that each day but it's double so lets say £26 a day so your spending £130 a week travling .

This is just the tip of the iceberg there are more things you'll miss out on too why can't people see this

I'm going to Spain this summer and as a change I decided it might be fun to sail to Santander and then take the train to Malaga rent a car and fly back to the UK after a couple of weeks what are my options for a sleeper train or the like.

I'm going to Spain this summer and as a change I decided it might be fun to sail to Santander and then take the train to Malaga rent a car and fly back to the UK after a couple of weeks what are my options for a sleeper train or the like.

If I moved from where i live now (not that I'm going to move) in the uk to the USA how long would my licence be valid for before I had to take an american test and how is the test conducted in the USA in the uk we go for a drive do 1 reverse manoeuvre like reversing around a Corner or reversing in to a parking bay and do we answer some questions like how do you check your brake lights etc

I left uni a little while ago I met loads of girls while I was there but after uni.I had to move back home all my mates now live in my uni town or even furtjer away but my main problem is the ladys I just am not in the positon to meet them and I'd like a girlfriend what can I do to meet girls nrcsuse engineering dosn't really seem to attract them

Girls often say that the most important thing is that a man can make them laugh so I want to put this to the test.

So girls your in a bar and there are two men sitting at the bar one is Orlando bloom not renowned for his sense of humour the other is Michel Macintire ).

Which one do you go for?

who do you think will be WDC in the 2013 f1 season.

My pick is Perez as long as McLaren can sort out their reliability and pit stop issues.

(just as an asides Hamilton would have won if he didn't have the pit stop and later reliability issues this year)

I saw on a film (I know their not that realistic but they are my only point of reference) based around the end of a school year lots of seniors are seen to ditch school (during the film) once they know they are going to graduate and have got in to uni. Does this actually happen or not. (in the UK we just have exams and then leave no graduation or anything)

Now I agree that being able to identify students from a school is a good thing for instance on a trip being able to keep track of the kids is important and uniform is good for that but why not update uniform a bit maybe a hoodie like you can bye if you are at university it's not scruffy and once they went on sale most people got one (you know because it was optional)

Do you think it should change or be updated in any way?

how?

I mean do they do it any time in their common rooms before it's due in or do they kind of have a set time say 5-7 when they do it I don't know I went to a day school I 'm just curious because your at school, all the time you don't take it home do you.

I'm getting some new ski boots this Saturday (my old ones started hurting yesterday) I am a ski instructor at my local dry slope (expert?) and go skiing mostly once a week in addition to teaching I also go abroad (skiing) for at least 1 week year I enjoy mostly reds but I'll ski any piste and I often drop off the side of the piste for a bit of fun I am also quite light (about 7 or 8 stone) so what boots would you recommend. (brand model etc etc)

ok I have a birthday comeing up very close to christmas and I'd like some ideas for good pc and or X box games out or comeing out this year just any game you think is good and what type it is please

ok I have a birthday comeing up very close to christmas and I'd like some ideas for good pc and or X box games out or comeing out this year just any game you think is good and what type it is please

I went skiing last year I usually use 25.5 X wave 8's (my own boots) but last year while in the resort I couldn't get in to them it just hurt my foot too much back in the uk started an instructor course and i can get in to the fine. so wh couldn't i get the on up a height. if it helps it was arount the -20 mark all week

is snow more likley under high or low pressure