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So... for whatever reason jerks I meet and give my number to on dating sites ALWAYS fricking text me at insane hours like 6:30 AM and 8 AM WHEN I SPECIFICALLY TELL them I have a night job (3-11pm).

Even if I didn;t have a night job , I BELIEVE THEY ARE BEING COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE BY texting so early.

Does anyone agree with me???

Texting someone you don't even know at 6 AM! is inappropriate, right???

Also: What do YOU all consider to be a good or appropriate time to text someone?

(Keep in mind it's off a dating site from people I NEVER met)

I live in a corner lot and the sidewalk is on the other side of the street.

EVERY FRICKING DAY this person walks clear across my yard.. not on the edges... STRAIGHT ACROSS IT COMING WITHIN 2 FEET OF MY BEDROOM WINDOW.

She is in the wrong and I want to know if it is illegal or legal to spray her with a hose or squirt water on her, or throw a pitcher of water on her (but just the water part).

(or do I have the legal right to throw anything I want at her because it's my property?? such as a soda can or the plastic pitcher of water?)

The "woman" is appx 35 years old, is VERY ARROGANT and if it matters she is ghetto trash African american!! I'VE told her 3 times to NOT WALK ON MY YARD not because she's black but because the b! does it on purpose and ruins my grass.

CAN I LEGALLY SPRAY HER WITH A HOSE (or throw water on her)???

I have columns A B C D E F with numbers in them.

I have two more columns G and H.

I have 41 rows.

How do I make it where...

Column G is the sum of B and C's numbers.

Column H is the sum of E and F's numbers.

And to do this with ONE click and selection of the ENTIRE COLUMN G and H.

I want a simple way to just click the entire column "G" and type in C's # + D's #.

How do I do this? Is this a formula? Option? Format?

My husband has totally fallen for me. He thinks I am the most attractive girl in the universe, and by his actions, I actually believe he believes it. His hands are always all over me and we love to be together. But sometimes I am stupid and don't want to be romantic and so I try to make him disgusted with me.

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work!!!! I have tried everything, and he still loves me. Including screaming at him for throwing away a handful of taco bell sauces. Yelling at him for bad driving when there is absolutely no one else around in the entire parking lot. Taking a big load on the toilet to scare him off. Farting on him during or before intimacy. And for like 15 minutes I tried to blow snot at him in his face while he kissed me all over and stared into my eyes.

NONE OF THIS WORKED!!!!!!!!

What can I do to disgust him so bad that he will leave me alone and my body can recover from being so sore and my heart so loved?

i didn't say a single word but mentioned how I don't really use them and she assumed I threw them all away, although I rarely even eat taco bell. I guess the few times a year I eat taco bell, I do throw away maybe 2-3 sauce packets instead of saving them. I really don't like them very much, since Taco Bueno is so much better. If I could, I'd save taco bueno salsa forever, but it goes bad fast. That sucks.

But my girlfriend is yelling at me assuming I have wasted gallons of precious taco bell sauce. I just don't understand. What did I do wrong? Why am I such a horrible boyfriend and a failure at life???

i didn't say a single word but mentioned how I don't really use them and she assumed I threw them all away, although I rarely even eat taco bell. I guess the few times a year I eat taco bell, I do throw away maybe 2-3 sauce packets instead of saving them. I really don't like them very much, since Taco Bueno is so much better. If I could, I'd save taco bueno salsa forever, but it goes bad fast. That sucks.

But my girlfriend is yelling at me assuming I have wasted gallons of precious taco bell sauce. I just don't understand. What did I do wrong? Why am I such a horrible boyfriend and a failure at life???

I got a chips ahoy chewy cookie in my mouth and went over to my girlfriend who was craving one. I bite half of it and then tried to give her the other half in a romantic kiss.

3 seconds later, I was spewing blood because she literally BIT my upper lip while stealing the entire cookie. I don't know, was she just really really hungry? Or was this "revenge" for throwing away her taco bell sauces?

This isn't fair. If I did this to her, she would be screaming at me "WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO KISS ME YOU BIT ME IM BLEEDING YOU *******!!!!!!!!!!"

What should I do? I can't tell if she is secretly trying to kill me via random pills, burning plastic candles which *pop* onto the table to burn my house down, or pretending to stab me. And now as I type this, she wants to pour Hydrogen Peroxide into my mouth (probably hoping I will swallow it and die) or maybe she really does want to help me.

I am having a hard time telling. Random pills are usually bc I tell her I'm feeling bad (headache or stomach ache) and the hydrogen peroxide bc she bit my lip and caused me to bleed, and the candles and almost-fire was not really her fault.

Oh wait, now I know why she wanted to put Hydrogen Peroxide on my lip. It hurts like hell! I swear she either loves me alot and cares about my safety or she wants me to be in as much pain as I can possibly suffer.

I am in trouble. Last weekend a drug dealer sold my friend some overpriced cocaine. I am helping her get over her drug addiction, so I tried to return the drugs. I wanted the money back. The guy was standing outside of the bar smoking. It was dead that night, no one was on the street and the party inside was hopping. I asked him for the money back. In return he said "B*tch, this isn't walmart!" So I went to my car and took my tire iron cross thingie out and beat the living crap out of him. I wanted to mug him but I didn't. I calmly went into the car, threw the tire iron into the car and drove away with Mary (my friend) and some overpriced cocaine.

Should I feel bad for doing this to the bad guy?

I think back on it and wish I still got her money back so she could feed her baby and her two year old. Now she won't get her other kid back, this sucks.

HELP!!!!

I am in trouble. Last weekend a drug dealer in a bar basement raped my friend. She told me 10 minutes after it happened. The guy was standing outside of the bar smoking. It was dead that night, no one was on the street and the party inside was hopping. So I went to my car and took my tire iron cross thingie out and beat the living crap out of him. I wanted to kill him and stab him but I didn't. I calmly went into the car, threw the tire iron into the car and drove away with Mary (my friend).

Should I feel bad for doing this to the bad guy?

I think back on it and wish I stabbed him, but I also feel bad.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not save unopened ketchup and mustard packets from mcdonalds, and my girlfriend constantly yells at me.

My girlfriend hates this about me and constantly is yelling at me. She makes me feel like im less of a man. I want to be like Michael Weston from Burn Notice or James Bond from...James Bond.

What would they do in this situation? I want to be a man, but I think a bottle of ketchup/mustard in the fridge is plenty enough. Why do I have to save them when we already have more than we will ever use? Is she crazy? Am I crazy?

HELP!~

They're disgusting and my girlfriend is always threatening me with raw tomatoes.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i didn't say a single word but mentioned how I don't really use them and she assumed I threw them all away, although I rarely even eat taco bell. I guess the few times a year I eat taco bell, I do throw away maybe 2-3 sauce packets instead of saving them. I really don't like them very much, since Taco Bueno is so much better. If I could, I'd save taco bueno salsa forever, but it goes bad fast. That sucks.

But my girlfriend is yelling at me assuming I have wasted gallons of precious taco bell sauce. I just don't understand. What did I do wrong? Why am I such a horrible boyfriend and a failure at life???