DM

So my laptop is running slow and seems to get worse as time goes on. Sometimes taking 15+ minutes to get going. It's not even 3 yrs old but then that may be ancient in laptop world. Right now its running about 384 MB of RAM. What do I need to do to in increase speed/performance? I'm not computer savvy AT ALL! Please be specific.

How was their service and roughly how much? They don't give quotes online. I need to remove two sofas this weekend.

If you asked 10 of your friends to help you with a big favor and the only person that replied was a total jerk about it would you be upset with them? Not to mention that they always help each other out with stuff but the one time you ask you get no response but by jerkoff.

My roommates bday is coming up Labor Day weekend. When it was my bday earlier this year she went all out. Party, nice dinner, stay in nice upscale hotel, gifts, jewerly, etc. Now that iys her bday coming she won't give me any thoughts or ideas on hers. She doesn't want a party, or go away, she won't even tell me a restaurant. She doesn't do the club, bar scene either. She has a really stressful job and I know she is a little depressed because last year her boyfriend of 6 yrs broke up with her. I need some help so any ideas. She is a little picky about things that she likes/dislikes.

THE WEDDING RING.

No matter how you figure this...this guy's got real trouble.

Real life really is funnier than make-believe.

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off

from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend

found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at

him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis

while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.