RichtorBelmont

I am male btw

Is it because I'm frowning all the time?

I can't help it! When you tell me a joke, I will sigh. You will laugh, and I will cry.

Can you help me?

Last year, I decided to make a youtube channel. I'd hate to brag, but, in my objective opinion, the videos are the very pinnacle of Let's Play quality. I've managed to rack up about 235 subs. They know the art of creating quality content well. One day, one of my loyal subscribers named Simon Belmont notified me that Dracula (that ****, Dracula) also had a Let's Play channel and sent me a link to it on twittler. I then block Simon from both my twiter and my youtube for even mentioning that pale faced, shitface Dracula. When I saw Dracula's sub account, my butthole clenched so hard that it undid its own clench and then reclench thrice. Dracula had 304 subs! Now, I can say with my professional opinion that Dracula's videos are pieces of garbag ! He just talks in his dumb voice while playing ******* some ******* Dracula game on the Sega CD! Yet all of you flock to his channel! Well you know what!? YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!!! That's right, you're IDIOTS!! Only a MORON could like that cape wearing doobreath's videos! ******* big *** cape wearing dumbshit!!! I BET THAT CAPE ISN'T COMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING!!! THAT WAS SARCASTIC! WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE THE SMALLEST MICRODICK OF ALL MICRODIKS, YOU "I DONT DRINK VINES" *****!! YOU LANKY LARRY PALE *** LOSER!! YOU jERKFACEFUJGFSDGFVGSADUFUGSG! THAT WAS ME SLAMMING MY KEYBOARD!!! THAT HOW ANGRY I AMKJBDVSDKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK PIECES OF **** SUBS!! **** YOU **** ALL OF YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!