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  • MTG: Timberpack Wolf clarify.?

    Timberpack wolf gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control named Timberpack Wolf. (2/2)

    Q: Is this creature now a (3/3) alone just because I control it.?

    Q: If true then if I had 2 timberpack wolfs on the table would each one be a (4/4)?

    4 AnswersCard Games6 years ago
  • Fix a cell phone at Radio Shack?

    The screen in this case. Not a touch screen either. Samsung I think (Does it matter?)

    Radio Shack $$$ range?

    Thanks.

    1 AnswerCell Phones & Plans9 years ago
  • What do you think of "Sniper: Ghost Warrior"?

    I've been looking for a good sniping game only when I came across "Sniper". It looked legit through the glass case but I did some research for its ratings and it came up as a 5/10 on the game play. But only 23 people posted the rating and so I want some more opinions on its rating.

    I've topped out on CoD sniping and its to easy. I need some challenge. I have no LIVE here where I live and only get it once in a while.

    and if you know any other games, please help.

    2 AnswersVideo & Online Games10 years ago
  • Good price for a used deer rifle and tips to sell it for more $$$?

    I think I know enough to get started but I don't want to blow $500 on a little mistake. So I'm asking you guys who may or may not done so well just for tips and advice.

    4 AnswersHunting10 years ago
  • Tips on buying bad trucks, fixing them, and selling them again.?

    I've started saving money for a money making progress and I've thought about putting it in used trucks. Before I start, I've thought to get some wisdom from you guys who may or may not have done so well just to make sure I don't make a $5,000 mistake.

    3 AnswersBuying & Selling10 years ago
  • Web sites about fixing trucks?

    I need something that will give instructions about fixing trucks in different category's. I'm stuck in my project and I need a pointer. Google doesn't work for me in this case.

    2 AnswersMaintenance & Repairs1 decade ago
  • What do you like better? Pizza or Spaghetti.?

    Just a vote between me and my sis.

    Star if you like chocolate better than spaghetti. My sis say's that spaghetti tastes much better than chocolate.

    ???

    Even a Italian would say chocolate tastes better.

    15 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Can you name any nicknames that the USMC has?

    My brother is in the Marines and he tells me that the USMC has some nicknames that were given to them. Like Devil Dogs, Jug Heads, and so on.

    He said he knew a lot of them but he didn't get to tell me yet.

    Anyone know any?

    Thanks.

    Play Hard.

    3 AnswersMilitary1 decade ago
  • A funny joke from 1978.?

    There was this preacher who was not a regular preacher so to speak. He was a self appointed preacher. He done set him up to be one. When he acted out of church, was not in a nice manner.

    One day he was driving home while drinking and the sheriff took to him and pulled him over.

    The Preacher rolled down his window,

    "Evening officer, what can I do for you?"

    "Your driving like you been drinking."

    "Oh you know I would never do that!"

    "Alright then whats that next to your seat? That bottle next to your leg. You have the bag curled around the neck of that bottle."

    "Officer that is water, plain, pure, water."

    The sheriff reached in there and got the bottle out of the car, and dipped his finger in it, and tasted it. and said,

    "THATS WINE!"

    the preacher said quickly...

    "Praise God! He's done it again!"

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Here's a funny joke from 1939.?

    This man was on stage singing to a audience of 300 people. At the end of the song, he spotted a woman in the middle of the seats. (She was easy to find because she was the only one left.) He stepped forward on stage and thanked the woman for staying.

    The woman smiled and said, "You can thank me by helping me; My dress is caught in the seat."

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Have you noticed on all the Halo's that you played... .?

    In Campaign... The weapons is sometimes worst, better, or not invented yet in the game.

    Halo- The first game. The armor you had to be careful. the weapons were ok. Shotgun had a good range and ammo capability

    Halo 2- The armor and weapons are better like the Battle rifle and SMG. New Pistil has no zoom but nobody cares for it sometimes. Rocket launcher had a target lock on which was great. Gauss Warthog too was new. and the enemy weapons didn't over heat as fast either.

    The Shotgun lost some range but still held 12 shells.

    Halo 3- The weapons are not as power full any more.

    -The Assault Rifle is Back in Black but not as powerful like in Halo 1. In Halo, a burst or two would kill a grunt easily... but you now have to fire a little half more of the clip most of the time.

    -The plasma pistil loses battery when you hold the charge.

    -The Rocket lost its lock on.

    -The shotgun is at 6 feet with 5 shots.

    -The most powerful pistil from Halo 1... Is now something to laugh at now. Slower rate of fire and no zoom.

    The rest of the stuff is better and powerful

    Halo Wars- Date back to before the Halo event. The SMG was not invented yet and the Spartans are using them.

    I don't know about the Hornet, but the Gauss Hog was not invented either yet.

    Halo ODST- It's all better. The Assault rifle is still the same like '3

    Have you noticed this and do you agree to it?

    I read all the books too... just to note.

    Play Hard.

    4 AnswersVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • Read this joke... It's very funny?

    This truck driver was at a bus stop with a crowd of people. Among the crowd was a young woman wearing a skirt that was skinny to the bottom, skinny to the top, but big in the middle.

    The bus got to the stop. Everybody got in line.

    The woman started to clime up the step but couldn't get her legs far apart. So she reached over without looking and unzipped her zipper just a inch. Started up again but still couldn't get her legs far a part.

    She reached for the 3rd time and still couldn't get on. The truck driver had enough of this so he scooped up the young woman on the bus and set her down on the seat and said,

    "Lady I'm going to be late for work because of you."

    The woman got up and slapped him in the face and said,

    "You fresh thing! Get your hands off of me!"

    "Fresh? Lady, you just unzipped my breeches 3 times!"

    14 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Something I want to try with the someone who plays chess.?

    I've been thinking about this for 5 weeks now and I want to play a game of chess by email with someone.

    You need to know the move calls like,

    Pawn- B4-C4, Queen- F4- C7 and so on...

    Here's what I ask.

    +Keep in my contacts list for a while

    +Have a chess board in a spot that can't be touched or moved

    +Write down your moves_ and my moves_. I'll be doing the same too. Just so if something goes wrong or the board falls, you'll still have a list of the moves .

    +Please don't use a PC game of chess to cheat. Just want to have a fair and friendly game.

    That's it. no timers.

    //READ THIS//

    I should inform you that a chess game playing over the email, can take weeks to finish maybe longer.

    This is something that will take a long time. If you don't want to play anymore, I will understand. But try to hold out please.

    Thank you.

    I'll pick the person by my best answer call.

    2 AnswersBoard Games1 decade ago
  • What rifle did you use last deer season (2009) and are you going to use something else next time?

    Last year I tried a hand with a 35. pump action. But it got stuck and jammed when I was working the pump. Glad I didn't have a deer in my face.

    I'm going to used a 270. savage bolt action next year because I rely on a bolt action better than any thing else for now.

    11 AnswersHunting1 decade ago
  • How do you feel about the Super Bowl now that its over?

    I was for the Colts. But I don't feel bad. I didn't have a TV to watch so I read it last night on the PC. I was glad I didn't try to get a trip to a flat screen to see it.

    4 AnswersFootball (American)1 decade ago
  • You got to read this joke...?

    This old woman from the church was having bad teeth problems. She had to go to the hospital to remove her old teeth and get a new set.

    The preacher walked in to visit the woman after the surgery.

    "Miss. Mullins, I'm glad your doing okay. The whole church has been praying for you."

    Next to her on the night stand, laid a large bowl of peanuts. The preacher reached over an got him one. (and you know when you eat one, you can't stop eating them.)

    So the preacher keeps on talking and eating the peanuts. Talking and eating the peanuts.

    And right after the whole bowl of peanut's were gone, the preacher gets up, prays, and walks to the door.

    "Miss Mullins, it was nice seeing you again. I'll be back first thing in the morning, and I will bring back you another bowl of peanuts."

    Miss Mullins says, "Good! Because a preacher rat got into mine!"

    She and the preacher laugh. Miss Mullins goes on...

    "No, no, no, no, no. I can't eat peanuts. Not with my sore gums. I can't. What I do, is suck the chocolate off of them, and put the peanuts back in the bowl."

    17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Here's a funny joke....?

    This old couple was having memory problems and went to the doctor about it. The doctor said to write every thing down you do to help memory come back.

    The husband and wife was sitting at the dinner table reading the papers.

    Wife: Sweet heart? Can you go get me some Ice cream?

    Husband: Sure. What kind you want?

    Wife: I want chocolate. But you better write it down.

    Husband: No no. I can remember chocolate.

    Wife: But I want strawberries. Can you remember that?

    Husband: Yes. Chocolate and strawberries, I can remember that.

    Wife: Okay. But one more thing, wip cream. I think you should really write it down.

    Husband: Look! Chocolate, strawberries, and cream. I'll be back.

    The husband left for the kitchen. But later, it took a long time before he came back. But he came back with a plate of bacon and eggs.

    The wife looked at the plate and back at her husband.

    Wife: Sweetheart, You forgot the toast.

    8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago