Dr Love

I have noticed, time and time again, that the loudest tourists of any group are Americans. Americans always seem to want to make their accent, their English, their mannerisms known to everyone around them as if they are the benchmark for civilization. And the funny part is, they are never this loud in the USA. And having travelled within America several time by plane, Americans consider foreign languages and TALKING LOUD in public to be Obnoxious, especially in airplanes. BUT, they have got to be loud and obnoxious in virtually every other country like they're trying to tell everyone "Look, IM AMERICAN...GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH, IM FROM AMERICAAAAAAAA!"

I was in a coffee shop in Mumbai and this American walked in with his big a$$ backpack and ordered a coffee.

American to barista "I NEED A REGULAR, NO SUGAR, NO MILK PLAIN JANE MEDIUM"

Barista "sir, please repeat the order"

American to barista "NOT SURE WHAT YOU CALL IT DOWN HERE, BUT I JUST WANT A COFFEE"

Barista "sire, we have American coffee which has no milk and sugar, anything else you would like"

American to barista "NYAAAAH"

I was in a hotel in Switzerland and these Americans were in the elevator, middle aged and very horny apparently

American 45+ male: "YUUUP, A LOT OF DANCIN LAST NIGHT, A LOT OF DRINKIN, LOTTTTTA LADIES ON THE FLOOR"

American woman 1: "tee hee hee"

American woman 2: "SO DID JEN COME UP TO THE LATINO AS WELL?"

American 45+ male: OH YEAH, SHE WAS THERE ALL NIGHT THATS RIGHT. SHE WAS WINGIN IT.

Elevator door opens

American 45+ male: MORNIN, MORNIN BIG GUY!!!

I was in an airplane from Mauritius to Dubai, and these yuppie Americans walk in...(names are imaginary American names)

Dan: HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GAWD!!!

Matt: HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH!!! JEEEEZ, CHECK YOUR NUMBER!

Jake: ITS ALWAYS WITH YOU

Jeff: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Meg: LIKE, DAN HAS HIS IPOD AND HE WAS LIKE, LOOKIN ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Jeff: OH MY GAAAD OH MY GAAD

Dan: *while loading his backpack in the overhead storage* HEY BUD, COULD YOU LIKE, SCOOP DOWN A LITTLE

Sure, the whole would should hear you guys out :)

I have noticed that a lot of Americans seem to assume that Arranged marriage is forced by parents and if the girl refuses to wed the boy, she is tortured and subjected to a lot of violence. This could be the case sometimes, but mostly parents ask their children to choose by giving them a variety of options and if they don't like what they see, they're free to make their own choice. And honestly, the rate of Americans divorcing at such early ages is clearly an indication that the typical American wedding is based on nothing but knee-jerk reactions. Most girls seem to admire what sport he plays, what is his pen|s size, how much money he makes, how well he can dance, how much of a lady's man he is, how manly he is and whether he can pull off the sensitive tough guy stereotype.

It's no wonder so American women get pregnant without planning and end up depressed and whine about how the world has been unfair to them. Then they marry the same guy and ruin the kid's life by constant fighting and use of alcohol and sleeping with just about anything that can buy them bread and a cheeseburger for their unplanned child.

So before you judge other cultures as being barbaric and uncivilized, think about your choices and what you see around you in the "land of the free."

Now who is destroying the sanctity of marriage???

Our company has this bad habit of awarding employees "Finance person of the year" "Employee of the year" etc etc. However, the Finance person of the year was awarded to someone junior than me who does the easier job than me. I know I should be happy that he got it, but I just feel betrayed, angry, frustrated and ignored. I was a nominee but I feel that the award is counter productive as it made me feel bitter and angry. I work equally as hard as anyone and I was shafted. I feel like resigning and getting a masters degree rather than be a corporate slave who makes himself ready anytime the company calls and a b**** to the boss. Am I being too negative?

Now that I have prepared the pizza dough, I need to know whether I should flatten the dough to the shape of the pizza to let it ferment or should I let the dough ball double in size and then shape it. Please let me know! thanks.