Lacking Creativity ;-)

snap off of their truck on the way home from what was a surprisingly nice and uneventful Memorial Day? Luckily was near an exit near a gas station and no one got hurt.... *Shakes head and stares off into distance with look of disdain!!

ever seen them live in church? The pits near the pulpit are sick!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmPwA6F_P9k&feature...

Bi-Polar like? I am certain I am almost there but would really like the whole official medical tag so I can blame my irresponsible behavior on it.

Safe Haven law so I can drop my kids off in the middle of the night and they can't find their way home?

with a super long conductive rod affixed to your head during a lightning storm would you go to hell if you died?

unraveling like a cheap sweater and if you were a cheap sweater how would you feel about being compared to someone in the midst of a mental fracture?

Iditarod this year and was wondering if it would be ok to use illegal immigrants to pull my sled? Arizona seems to have an abundance of them and the cost of trained dogs is way to expensive.

Would this be against the rules?

Alaska? I am pretty sure cow tipping is out due to the extreme weather in the winter.

I guess when you get drunk the only logical thing to do is to shoot bottle rockets into Russia.

What would you do for fun in Alaska?

schizophrenia get together their imaginary friends play together like in Drop Dead Fred?

head trauma away from becoming John Nash?

If so how many imaginary friends do you think you would have?

How long do you think it took for some troll to report a question about the Oscar Meyer Bologna song?

A. That didn't happen only some socially inept person totally devoid of a sense of humor would do such a thing and much like Midgets and Unicorns they don't exist

B. I am pretty sure Osama bin Laden is behind this senseless attack

C. I hate Bologna and hope you get killed by someone from the Susquehanna Hat Company

D. 11 minutes

Please find below a few of the bullets from my Resume.

o- Lazy

o- Doesn't like to get up early

o- Deep hatred and contempt for people in general

o- Will sneak off to the local bar whenever the opportunity presents itself

o- Refuses to wear business casual clothes

o- Plan on using all sick and vacation time by March

Oh yea and as soon as I have accrued enough time, I plan on getting myself let go so I can collect.

Thank you in advance for what I am sure will be helpful career planning advice.

feel compelled to light things on fire to make it more cheery-like? How do you make things cheerier?

I was really aggravated with someone the other day and a frozen Di'Giorno pizza slid off of the counter and broke their toe. Does this make me Magical?

Skinny Cow Truffles Ice Cream taste so good? I just ate the entire box. Those bastards

drank 8 Corona's, rifled through my mothers medicine cabinet and found the painkillers, swam naked in the pool and played about 15 games of Literarti. Serious answers only please ;-)

cheating? What if you wore one and tapped out a warm apple pie?

Pregnancy & Parenting > Pregnancy

Absinthe is legal in the states?

terribly? I do and don't care who doesn't like it.

my Valentine?