PAUL G

Youve just watched a 2 hour long war movie you dont want to wake the wife and kids so you leave the lights off. Your bladder is in meltdown so you hit the bog. Now heres the question. Who trys target practice on noise only ie a direct hit is the splosh in the pan a dull thud is the noise on the floor a tinny noise is the pee hitting the rim. Come on now lads were all guilty?

Do you think that Crispy and Mrs Minger are an item or what

So heres the first of 2.

What do you guys think of the £19 million lottery winner who says he would give it all back just to have a longer time with his wife. As my dad used to say if youve health youve wealth. ithink this rings true here

So heres the first of 2.

What do you guys think of the £19 million lottery winner who says he would give it all back just to have a longer time with his wife. As my dad used to say if youve health youve wealth. ithink this rings true here

Got to go now CSI Miami just starting. Night Night sleep tight dont let the bugs bite

I see that the homework brigade are still around considering the questions that are being asked

I see that the homework brigade are still around considering the questions that are being asked

between a giraffe and a JCB

One has hydraulics and the other has high bollo...... you finish it

anyone on here a blood donor.I just gave pint no 35. The good thing is I replaced it with 2 pints of Magners cider and a pint of lager. Oooooooh feels sooooo gooooood

Has anyone hit the wall yet.I have, just 4 hour sleep in the last 40

I have a letter in my pocket to the widow of a neighbour who tookhis own life.There has been a bit of friction between me and her but I feel that that has passed on account of the present circumstances. The letter is from my heart. Should I post it????