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Does anyone have any entertaining or embarassing stories theyd like to share?.. lol just looking for a laugh..

Ok, so I'm on a 3 day road trip and on my way back home my car breaks down and I'm stranded 45 miles from home..not far but I was waiting for a family member to come and pick me and the car up.. note that I had been in the car for a couple days.. even sleeping in there.. so I wasn't the prettiest.. bummy looking even..lol anyway.. I decided I would go into the gas station up the road to grab a snack while I waited.. So I go in and grab a bag of mini doughnuts.. I went back outside and didn't feel like making the trek back up the road so I went and sat down on the bus bench and proceeded to open my doughnuts and read the newspaper.. a man came and sat near me while I was reading.. I grabbed a doughnut and took a bite and the man looked at me appauled... (crazy).. I finished the doughnut.. and went for another..and the man took one!.. so I snatched it up and shoved it in my mouth... the man was shocked.. he slid down the bench and pulled the doughnuts towards him.. so I reached in and took like 4 and tried to cram them in my mouth.. The man got up..and ran away... I was so puzzled..

After about 6 minutes I stood up and dropped my newspaper on accident.. I bent down to get it and looked down beside the bench.. and there sat the bag of doughnuts that I had purchased.. lol lol

I cannot get my computer to open windows at all!!!

(I'm on someone else's for anyone who wants to get smart!)

Please any info would help!

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What kind of strange things might I find?..Under the bed, between the mattress, in the closet, your sock drawer?...

Make watermelons not have any black seeds but they can't get rid of the little white ones?

pop rocks or those candy buttons that stick to the paper?..lol

Feel free to put another..

Tootsie pop!..I've yet to reach the center!

_______ happened you'd be rich!?

Over the past couple years off and on "strange" things have been happening to me..I won't go in to detail as the list goes on and on..It has been really bad lately though..The symptoms come for a little while and disappear..I don't want to go to the emergency room, I want to go to a neurologist but I have no medical coverage..Any ideas? Also would I need a referral to even see a neurologist?

I have a homework assignment, I have to make a powerpoint presentation with 15 different slides..it has to be about me..I need some general ideas for slides..for example 1 slide is hobbies 1 slide is goals 1 slide is personality traits..so try to give me some ideas like that..I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HOBBIES TO PUT OR WHAT TRAITS TO PUT..ya dig!?

I have NO idea wtf is wrong with me..lol..This is going to be probably one of the weirdest dream questions ever..okay so In a few different dreams there has been people throwing chimpanzee heads..when they hit something they thunk..and it's funny..I don't know..for something being so gory there's no feeling of fear..Just humor..and trust me I'm not a "deranged" person. If you have any ideas I'd love to hear em'

Also in one dream it was human heads...

A few days ago my husband fell asleep on the couch watching tv..I was already asleep when he came to bed..anyway..He said when he layed down I sat straight up and starred at him without blinking for a couple minutes until he said WHAT!?..Then he said I shrugged, layed back down and went back to sleep..I don't remember any of it! It kind of freaks me out a little...I mean what other things have I done that I don't remember!?

http://www.extremely-sharp.com/blue-line-marbled-k...

It's my husband 22nd birthday..He loves knives and swords but with 3 kids I didnt want to get him a "show sword" or anything that the kids might get their hands on.

I know what it is I just wanna see how many people know this song..

The bass, the rock, the mic, the trouble, like my coffee black just like __ _____!

Best answer for the band name too!

The Disney Channel and thinks that it gives our children a false sense of reality? Everything is always so friggin' happy it makes me sick.LITERALLY! I know adults that watch it and they're all peppy and oblivious to everything that's going on in the real world!

My son is almost 4 years old he's potty trained..(mostly)Just recently I've caught him peeing in strange places around the house like a dog!!! It's really starting to concern me cuz what if I don't catch him everytime or my daughters not around to tell on him?By peeing everywhere I mean..in closets and in shoes....He's always been really bad..He used get in to everything n make HUGE messes..He wakes up around 4 am and does these things...so theres no way to catch hi everytime!

Whos "disco" stick do you want?

Does anyone else feel Obama may be the Antichrist?http://www.history.com/video.do?name=armageddon&pa...