MynameisShirl

Are you .. .

(A) A spur of the moment person

or

(B) Sit and ponder person

Serenade somebody .. . What song would you choose ?? ?

Stranger came up to you in the street and kissed you ! ( and i mean really really kissed you )

What would you do ?? ?

Fate or is it just Coincidence ?? ?

Mine was Steven (Stephen) Shaw sometime ago ... Do you remember yours and Does it bring back memories !?!

I often think of mine and how how is doing now .. If only hey !! !

Per minute , can you burn off while kissing !?!

Who can guess who my fav group is !?! .. Not the first answer but the best !¬

It's An ?? ? ?

you bargained for yet !! !

"I Do" When I Don't !! !

..Now again I think "His and her's" "For better or worse"

But the only ring I want buried with me are the ones around my eyes

Sometimes I just want to know what it's like to be you !

On a girls/guys only night out with from Y.A! .. As many as you'd like of course :)P

Piercings or Tattoos ..

I think piercings .. I LOVE men with their n!pples pierced !! !

That NO matter what question you post . Somebody always answers with " i've heard this one before" BLAH! ..

.. .Well how many times have We heard that before DuH!

Most people don't sit on here 24/7 so may not have noticed it asked before and at different times you can get different responses .. .

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she'd need but she knew her blonde friend sharon from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were indentical in size.

"Shaz." she said, "how many rolls wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?"

"Ten," answered Sharon.

So the blonde bought ten rolls of wallpaper and did the job, but at the end she had two rolls left over.

"Shaz," she said, "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got two left over."

"Yeah," said Sharon. "So did I."

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

13. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. One day they met up and discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, the mother sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. I spend most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

I have a huge crush on Timothy Mosley . He's just so cute and adorable.. !! !

Who is your crush ?

Just by their questions !?!

.. .. If so who stands out the most to you !?!

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"