Im Bored so.. 10 pts?

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1. there's an insane man in a flight to Singapore. he went into the plane toilet and throw away the toilet bowl. why did he do dat??!




i told you he's insane.






2. there's a guy sleeping under a tree. he dreamt of himself being knocked down by a car. surprisingly, after 15 minutes some people found him dead. but the accident was only in his dream! why is that so?





he'd been hit by the toilet bowl thrown by the insane man.

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These two guys are talking in a bar and drinking. They get on to the subject of their jobs and the one guy says "Well, I'm an architect and really I shouldn't really tell you this, but I'm going to make a fortune on this new building I designed. It's suicide proof. I guess with all the problems with the market and stresses of jobs companies have been having problems with thier employess just jumping out of thier windows, so they asked me to design it and I just put up a new one down the street." The second man says "ssssno rrreally? Whatever...shyou're messin with me." The first one says "No really I'll show it to you it's just like a block away." So they go to the building go up on the roof and the first man says "Go ahead jump off." so the second guy walks to the ledge, jumps off and "ahhhhhhhhhh" SPLAT. The first guy looks down says "huh" goes back to the bar and strikes up a conversation with another man. They get into the same conversation and the first man says "No really it's a suicide proof building I made it so that the air goes up and around the building so if you jump off you'll just float there." The second guy wants proof so up they go to the top of the building. The first man says "go ahead jump off." Well the second man is not THAT drunk so he says "No you jump off first." The first man says "o.k." and proceeds to walk off the ledge and float there in the air. The second man says "That is so cool." and walks off the ledge..then "ahhhhhhhh" SPLAT. The first man steps back on to the roof goes back down to the bar, bartender walks up to him and says "Jesus, Superman you're really a dick when you get drunk!"...Show more

Try these to pass the time. I have only won connect four twice & I got to 28 seconds on escape, but that was only the second time I'd tried it & I haven't been able to get past 26 seconds since....Show more

Just look in the mirror if that doesn't make you laugh then nothing will because we all are....Show more

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