In all seriousness.....How do I get clean for a drug test ?
I haven't smoked in a very very long time but just this last weekend I went home to visit some friends and I ended up smoking a couple bowls......totaly clean befor that or after just a one time thing......now it never fails I finnally have a job that wants a drug screen here in the next week, what should I do? is there something that I can do? Drink lots of water...or what? Please help!!! dont answer if you are not going to be serious. I have no excuse I am just complietly stupid.
2006-07-27T15:07:59Z
It was just POT
Sheila2006-07-28T02:26:43Z
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Listen dear, bump all of the negativity coming at you here. I have been tested for THC 13 times and have passed the piss test every time. 12 times I used sure-jell, once by another method. Sure-jell found in the canning section of your local grocery store, is a mask that covers THC and allows for a clean test. Note this only works on THC.
1st glass (12oz) straight room temp water, drink.
2nd glass water and whole box of sure-jell, drink.(stirring)
3rd glass straight room temp water, drink.
Hold all water/sure-jell in system for at least one hour, 1st piss is toxic (will read thc), 2nd piss and up to 8 hrs (depending on fat cells - I'm w/o many fat cells), you will piss clean.
Water has to be room temp or you will get stomach cramps. You must stir the 2nd glass constantly. This isn't the best tasting stuff in the world but this will work.
Some people I know spend $30.00 or better for de-tox drinks, etc. I have never spent more than $2.50 and have excellent results.
I do not smoke on the job or before the job, it is my recreational hobby and no one has a right to tell me I can't do it. It is only against the law because pharmaceutical companies can't make a profit off of something we all can grow in our backyard.
Well, By "A Couple Of Bowls" Means You Might Have It In Your System For 30 Days, OtherWise Maybe 2, My Best Suggestion Is To Maybe Take A Drug Test By YourSelf, Not From The Company, Or Try Synthetic Urine, But If You Choose Synthetic Urine, Make Sure It Is Warm! And Always Buy Top Quality, Anything Else Will Fail, But Thats All I Can Say, My Dad Is A Professinal Drug Tester, So Try Taking A "Under The Table" Drug Test
If it has been 6mo since you have smoked and you just smoked a couple of bowls. Drink lots and lots and lots of water. Take 800 mg. of ibuprofen on the day you take the test. Golden seal works to but a lot of comp. are now checking for golden seal, you have to take it at least 1month before it works. Just drink lots of water until you go take the test. Good Luck
try to put it off, there are lots of products on the market that supposedly guarantee a clean drop but they don't work, I was in a program mandated from the court to go to classes, there were also people from drug court in these classes and I saw them drinking the tea and the water, vinegar whatever, and the next week they weren't in class because they got busted, you can only get your money back on the guarantee if you send the receipt along with a copy of the test results to a specific address, I was in the classes due to a nervous breakdown
ok...I have the same problem ...I was clean from pot for 10 mos and as soon as I hit the joint once..BOOM, a job requires a drug screen...ok you need to find someone that can piss clean, you have to take them with you to take the test...ok heres the tricky part, when your clean friend needs to use the restroom, you have her piss in a warm container, a medicine bottle works great, make sure the bottle is warm when they piss in it or else it will cool too quickly, ok when your friend comes out of the bathroom...lets say the grocery store right down the road, have her give you her sample, put it under your armpit, and when you take your drug screen you pee in the toilet and pour the clean piss in the urine sample container.....presto you have just passed your drug screen