How do I get last nail in?

I am in the process of nailing myself to a cross. How can I go about getting the last nail in? I guess i didn't really think this through. It was hard just getting to the computer and typing this.

Eden*2006-09-21T09:51:45Z

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can you phone a friend?

beast2006-09-21T18:00:57Z

It depends on where you set up the cross. If you scream a lot of Muslim slogans, the fundamentalist Christians will finish the job for you (provided you're in a primarily fundamentalist Christian area). Shouting Christian slogans will rouse Muslim helpers if you're in the Middle East.

Or, since you have access to Yahoo Answers, give a link to a map of wherever you are and people with no sense of humor will be glad to help you out.

Anonymous2006-09-21T17:27:18Z

ha ha ha shouldve thought of that b4 huh?