A blonde dude?
A blonde man showed up for work 1 day w/ A black eye.When his co-workers saw him they asked him what happened.He told them it happened at church.They didn't believe him & wanted to know what really happened.So he told them"I went to church & I got on my knees & prayed & when I got up to sing in front of me was the biggest woman I've ever seen.She had A wedgie so,being the gentleman I am,I pulled it out for her.She did'nt like that & she hit me"The guys laughed & ribbed him out all day.The next week he showed up to work & his entire face was black & blue.Again the guys asked him what happened & he said it happened at church.Again they didn't believe him so he explained"I went to church, & I got on my knees & prayed & when I got up to sing the same big woman was in front of me & she,again,had A wedgie"At this point the other men interupted & said"Please tell us you didn't pull out her wedgie again?"No,the guy standing beside me did,& I knew she didn't like that so I shoved it back in."