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A blonde dude?

A blonde man showed up for work 1 day w/ A black eye.When his co-workers saw him they asked him what happened.He told them it happened at church.They didn't believe him & wanted to know what really happened.So he told them"I went to church & I got on my knees & prayed & when I got up to sing in front of me was the biggest woman I've ever seen.She had A wedgie so,being the gentleman I am,I pulled it out for her.She did'nt like that & she hit me"The guys laughed & ribbed him out all day.The next week he showed up to work & his entire face was black & blue.Again the guys asked him what happened & he said it happened at church.Again they didn't believe him so he explained"I went to church, & I got on my knees & prayed & when I got up to sing the same big woman was in front of me & she,again,had A wedgie"At this point the other men interupted & said"Please tell us you didn't pull out her wedgie again?"No,the guy standing beside me did,& I knew she didn't like that so I shoved it back in."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    To stinking funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    The Blonde shoved it back!! Can there be any thing more funnier than this ? Thanks God all happend at your Haven in your presence...otherwise the Blonde must have had a nice lesson to remember for his life time !!! Ha Ha Ha .....too funny !!!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha! Thats hilaious!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I agree that is a good joke, but I'm too bored to read it again and again....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehehe>>> I liked it>>>>LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    i'm sure that was a good story or joke or whatever, but i'm too tired to read it all!

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