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What you want to see in others., You must first see it inside you.

What you expect from others., You must first expect it from yourself.

Life is just a mirror.

When you keep saying you are busy, then you are never free.

When you keep saying you have no time, then you will never have time.

When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow, then your tomorrow will never come.

Women cannot become as successful as men.......because they have no wives to give suggestions

Rowdies either rob you or kill you....wife has her eyes on both.

Mind of a girl is pure......because they change is frequently.

I have DATAONE connection of BSNL. Since some months, I get the following message after 5 - 6 minutes of starting internet and futher download etc., will not take place. I have to restart the computer again and connect again to get the internet.

"Generic host process for Win 32 services had encountered a problem and needs to close"

is this internet service provider problem or the software one? Could any one help me in this regard?

BSNL people say that it is not their problem.

One day you might see yourself walking alone on a new path.

No one seems in sight. No one seems to have walked it earlier.

Don't give up midway. You're on a right track.

Go on. Reach your dreams.

The reason why you do not see anyone is because,

the world is following you.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber

whispers to his Customer,

"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while

I prove it to you."

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and

two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid

never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same

young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,

*"Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE

GAME IS OVER *

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Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you

are making a fool of yourself.

A student who failed in Logistic and Organisation exam, asked his professor that he would ask him a question and if he fails to answer, the Professor should give him A. The professor agreed. The student asked "What is legal, but not logical; what is logical but not legal and what is not legal and logical". The Professor, failing to answer gave him "A", as agreed.

He then called his one of his best students and sought an answer for the question.

The bright student said: "You are married to a 35 yr old woman, even though you are 63, which is legal but not logical. Your wife has a 25 yr old your student as her lover, which is not legal, but logical. Giving him an A grade, even though he has failed in the exam, in neither legal nor logical"

At times, even the sun's brightness is overshadowed by the clouds. Why can't yours?

However dark and dense may be the clouds, the Sun will shineback. And it will shine the brightest. Why can't yours?

Everything in life is temporary

Darkness of the night or the brightness of the day

Even sunrise is temporary; so is the sunset

So, if the things are going good, enjoy it, because it will not last forever

If the things are going bad, don't worry; because, it won't last forever either

Everythings passes by

GOOD MORNING!!!

Journeys end. Friends depart.

Every phase of life comes to an end.

But every end is also a new beginning.

It is a new chapter waiting to open.

It is up to you what you want to think.

The end or the new beginning!!

You are Rich or Poor in life by:

Smiles around you

Friends you make

People you are with

Ideas you have

Dreams you chase

Love you spread

How rich are you?

Don't take life too seriously,

always find time to laugh.

Laughter not only adds years to your life,

but, adds more life to your years.

When I tried to login to yahoo answers today, I was told that they have taken coffee break and we should look at Avatar or Blogs etc. I never knew Yahoo also taking Coffee break, just like us...

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my dic*," he replied.

The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." he said.

"We do not use language like that here," she said. "Please go outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong with your 'ear' or whatever."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my 'ear'," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it." the man replied.