If a real ninja came to your house, what would you talk about?

I mean, you don't wana sound too clingy, otherwise he wont show up again. Yet still you wana sound interested and talk about cool things like dinosaurs and robots.

Anonymous2007-01-24T14:15:16Z

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well assuming that i was not assassinated on sight, i guess that by ancient tradition we would have to test his Ninjutsu against my Hapkido. to decide who would pay for dinner. and then we would have to test his Katana against my Flamberge to see who would visit next. this is how i handle most of my ninja friends.

?2007-01-24T11:55:21Z

I'd talk about stomping his ***....does the two sock shoes hurt there feet..it does mine. Ask him/her if they have ever farted ..had the smell creep up thru neck? Also has they're powder ever got damp....not went off. Is it true that Ninjas in Alaska..get they're butts beat..because of slowed movement in snow suits?

Halo2007-01-29T07:50:09Z

I would calmly explain to him why pirates are better then ninjas then offer him tea until the pirates showed up....then they could talk it out on their own while I take a bath.

tigeri42632007-01-24T11:22:01Z

I would definitely ask which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was his favorite. Donatello! Oh my gosh! He's my favorite too!

Tori M2007-01-24T12:14:22Z

I have 3 katanas, so I'd be talking about the finer points of using katanas.

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