If a real ninja came to your house, what would you talk about?

well assuming that i was not assassinated on sight, i guess that by ancient tradition we would have to test his Ninjutsu against my Hapkido. to decide who would pay for dinner. and then we would have to test his Katana against my Flamberge to see who would visit next. this is how i handle most of my ninja friends.

I'd talk about stomping his ***....does the two sock shoes hurt there feet..it does mine. Ask him/her if they have ever farted ..had the smell creep up thru neck? Also has they're powder ever got damp....not went off. Is it true that Ninjas in Alaska..get they're butts beat..because of slowed movement in snow suits?

I would calmly explain to him why pirates are better then ninjas then offer him tea until the pirates showed up....then they could talk it out on their own while I take a bath.

I would definitely ask which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was his favorite. Donatello! Oh my gosh! He's my favorite too!

I have 3 katanas, so I'd be talking about the finer points of using katanas.

We would talk about eggrolls and robots taking over the world.

No need to predetermine a topic. First thing to say is obvious. What are you doing at my house?

Chances are things will come to you

lol

I would ask him many questions on how he came to be a ninja and what made him travel to my place.

I've never heard a ninja speak.

I would tell him to take all his sh*t that he left behind last time he was here. I put them all in my school locker. He needs to move them pronto, there is no room for my Nunchucks. Gah.