wearing nothing but cellophane. The doctor say "Clearly I can see your nuts."
A guy tells his psychiatrist, "I can't decide if I'm a teepee or a wigwam". The doctor says "You're just too tents".
A guy walks in to the doctor's office with lettuce in his hair, peas in his nose, a carrot in his ear, and tells the doctor, "Doc, I'm not feeling well." The doctor says, "Well, you're not eating right."
Anonymous
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I'd answer if you mind telling me the question
Anonymous
a guy walks into his medical doctors workplace and says, " healthcare expert, my penis is orange' The healthcare expert seems at him and says "properly what have u been doing"? He says " no longer something, jus staring at pornos and eating cheetos". Gross, yet humorous. Cheeto porn? :-p
Room Service
Ive heard the last one and the first one, but still, thanks for the laugh. Star for you!
Anonymous
puns are lazy writing!
but i likes, you get a star!
jen81076
cute