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A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office?

wearing nothing but cellophane. The doctor say "Clearly I can see your nuts."

A guy tells his psychiatrist, "I can't decide if I'm a teepee or a wigwam". The doctor says "You're just too tents".

A guy walks in to the doctor's office with lettuce in his hair, peas in his nose, a carrot in his ear, and tells the doctor, "Doc, I'm not feeling well." The doctor says, "Well, you're not eating right."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I'd answer if you mind telling me the question

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    a guy walks into his medical doctors workplace and says, " healthcare expert, my penis is orange' The healthcare expert seems at him and says "properly what have u been doing"? He says " no longer something, jus staring at pornos and eating cheetos". Gross, yet humorous. Cheeto porn? :-p

  • 1 decade ago

    Ive heard the last one and the first one, but still, thanks for the laugh. Star for you!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    puns are lazy writing!

    but i likes, you get a star!

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  • 1 decade ago

    cute

  • 1 decade ago

    that was funny

  • 1 decade ago

    good jokes

    can i have the best answer please?

  • GiZZy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ok....

  • 1 decade ago

    thanks for the laugh

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