Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery.....?

* Opps!

* Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

* Hand me that...uh...that uh...that thingy.

* If I can just remember what they did on ER last week...

* Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, this guy's got two of 'em.

* Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

* What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!

*Let's hurry, I don't want to miss House

* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

* Nurse, Did this patient sign the organ donation card?

* Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.

* Everybody Stand Back! I lost my contact lens!

* Fire! Fire! Everyone get out!

Anei2007-09-26T16:06:52Z

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*Is that flat tone a good thing?*

*Hey guys! Look! BOOBIES!*

*I thought I was supposed to cut it off...*

*Lets try something! Hand me the blow torch!*

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SiSi2007-09-26T16:40:00Z

"I think that I found one of my contacts lens. It's under that red pumping thingy... so, okay, um... then where's the other one?"

" Hand me a rubber band and some super glue; I think I know how to fix this..."

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cats2007-09-26T18:18:22Z

Funny! Good ones!

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Anonymous2007-09-26T16:11:25Z

Dyslexic Doctor: whoops.. My Bad! I thought it was two polyps and a hemorrhoid.

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Lynn H2007-09-26T16:07:57Z

Wait! this is this the heart transplant or the leg amputation?

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