Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery.....?

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* Opps!

* Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

* Hand me that...uh...that uh...that thingy.

* If I can just remember what they did on ER last week...

* Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, this guy's got two of 'em.

* Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

* What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!

*Let's hurry, I don't want to miss House

* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

* Nurse, Did this patient sign the organ donation card?

* Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.

* Everybody Stand Back! I lost my contact lens!

* Fire! Fire! Everyone get out!

Anei · Accepted Answer

*Is that flat tone a good thing?*

*Hey guys! Look! BOOBIES!*

*I thought I was supposed to cut it off...*

*Lets try something! Hand me the blow torch!*

SiSi · Answer

"I think that I found one of my contacts lens. It's under that red pumping thingy... so, okay, um... then where's the other one?"

" Hand me a rubber band and some super glue; I think I know how to fix this..."

cats · Answer

Funny! Good ones!

Anonymous · Answer

Dyslexic Doctor: whoops.. My Bad! I thought it was two polyps and a hemorrhoid.

Lynn H · Answer

Wait! this is this the heart transplant or the leg amputation?

Anonymous · Answer

Hey, was this guy here for his appendectomy or a heart transplant?

[ღ] Rashelle · Answer

Now where did I put my keys.....


Oh, crap.


Is it supposed to look like that?


Let's cut this thing open.

Dea B · Answer

well i dont really want to anything during surgery...


*Um... like what were we doing here....
*EWWW... gross blood...
*the thigh bone's connected to the.... oh sh*t i forgot the rest of the song...

mae bullecer · Answer

don't worry i think its sharp enough

Anonymous · Answer

just think one more week and i graduate

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Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery.....?

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