Buying a stuffed animal for my girlfriend...?

Well I already bought it and all because she specifically asked for it, so I just want some suggestions. I bought it for Build-a-Bear and so it has a recorder thing that can record ONE message whenever the bear is squeezed. So what should that one phrase be? It can last 10 seconds, and I don't really want it to say anything about loving her at all because her parents won't let her have a boyfriend...so I just want it to be funny, you know? What do you think?
So far I can only thing of the message saying "KILL EVERYONE"

2007-11-12T20:10:45Z

she might not care what her parents think, but her parents can do something about it.

tnlibragirl342007-11-12T20:14:06Z

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As stated in a previous answer anything but " Kill Everyone". You could make up a really brief poem and place it on there. or even part of a song that subtly states that you love her or just come right out and say it.

eric r2007-11-12T20:03:56Z

ok first of all the fact that you think "kill everyone" is funny is disturbing. second if her parents wont let her have a boyfriend and yet she has you obviously neither of you give a sh!t what her parents think so why not just have it say " i love you" or something like that?

daisyyy2007-11-12T20:04:22Z

What about "WORLD DOMINATION!" or "Wanna play *evil laugh*"
Thats all i can think of... but i've always wanted one of my teddy bears to say "world domination!" lol
-kATHY <3

Titzen_Ash_232007-11-12T20:02:06Z

It could say

'Don't ever kiss by the garden gate
For love is blind... but the neighbors ain't!'

abdul2007-11-12T20:09:01Z

Ok what do you say something like Hug me.... My Dear her name.

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