Buying a stuffed animal for my girlfriend...?

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Well I already bought it and all because she specifically asked for it, so I just want some suggestions. I bought it for Build-a-Bear and so it has a recorder thing that can record ONE message whenever the bear is squeezed. So what should that one phrase be? It can last 10 seconds, and I don't really want it to say anything about loving her at all because her parents won't let her have a boyfriend...so I just want it to be funny, you know? What do you think?
So far I can only thing of the message saying "KILL EVERYONE"

tnlibragirl34 · Accepted Answer

As stated in a previous answer anything but  " Kill Everyone".  You could make up a really brief poem and place it on there. or even part of a song that subtly states that you love her or just come right out and say it.

eric r · Answer

ok first of all  the fact that you think "kill everyone"  is funny  is disturbing.  second  if her parents wont let her have a boyfriend  and yet she has you  obviously neither of you give a sh!t what her parents think  so why not just have it say " i love you"  or something like that?

daisyyy · Answer

What about "WORLD DOMINATION!"  or "Wanna play *evil laugh*" 
Thats all i can think of... but i've always wanted one of my teddy bears to say "world domination!" lol 
-kATHY <3

Titzen_Ash_23 · Answer

It could say 

'Don't ever kiss by the garden gate
For love is blind... but the neighbors ain't!'

abdul · Answer

Ok what do you say something like Hug me.... My Dear her name.

joana · Answer

Name it your name. We love that.

Anonymous · Answer

seriously, anything but "kill everyone"

Me!! · Answer

How about... "Your adorable" or "Kiss me". Something like that I would like.

Anonymous · Answer

life's a b***h, because if it were a sl*t it would be easy.

That always cheers me up ha

Aeds · Answer

i is hug bear, giv hug

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Buying a stuffed animal for my girlfriend...?

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