What is the difference between "Potential" and "Reality" ???
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his Dad for help. "Dad, what is the difference between "potential and reality"? His Dad, looks up , thoughtfully , and then says:"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then, go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for the same money. Then, come back to me and tell me what you've learned, please!"
The kid is puzzled but does as he was told. He starts:" Mom, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?" His mother looks at him and answers:" Yes honey, but don't tell your father please!"
He goes to his sister and asks:" Sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?" His sis looks at him and says:" OMFG! Definately!!" The kid, goes back to his Dad and says:" Dad, I have understood the difference!" He continues:" Potentially, we are sitting on 2 million dollars but in "reality", we are living with 2 sluts !!!"