Anonymous
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The RABBITs man.
They keep giving me those funny looks. I know they're up to something. Probably going to steal my cable... But I'm not going to let them!
glaux_athena
Most people are the product of societal brainwashing and no longer possess any original thoughts, muscle tone, creativity, or cajones of any description. Until these human cattle are culled by the Space Jesus and fed into the engine core, the earth is going to be cluttered with these useless human-bovine couch potatoes. The good news is that their combined body heat and exhalations will no longer add to global warming. Shhhhh! Don't tell them.
Another theory is that bunnies posing as chihuahuas have infiltrated the home of the wealthy and vapid and are now controlling the world's economy and governments. Damn those faux chihuahuas anyway...
Earl Blue
People have lost the true path, and all the fornication resulted in a raise in the temperature. Hence, global warming. Nobody is doing nothing about it because the evil congregation of communist/esquimese/masons is working behind the scenes to take control on the planet. In fact, they already built a spaceship and they will make you pay a crazy price for the ticket to leave the Earth and go to start a new society on the Sun. That is, in fact, just a reflecting ball of ice.
Yoda's Duck
The thing is that the hamburger men from the power outlet told me that the thing that is wrong with society today is my birthday and I'm 32, but that doesn't mean that you're old people scare me- they're all wrinkly- I think they're really rasins are yucky and I don't want any in my oatmeal, so you can have mine.
NOJ
The rapture is going to happen in the year 2000. What that already passed. This just shows you what is wrong with today's society. Today's society is just way to lazy they need to get off their butts and end the world.