♠Are These Jokes Funny??♠?

(1) A Man Gives Blood 2Save His Girlfriend. They Broke Up Now,He Wants It All Back.
She Hands Him A Used Tampon & Says " I'll Pay you Back Monthly".

(2) A guy at a bar says to a lady "Hey baby let's play carpenter, 1st we get hammered, then I nail you"! Lady at the bar says " Sorry you didn't bring enough wood"!

(3) A Man got 90yrs for raping a goat. A woman nearby started laughing uncontrollably , the man said "Something to cry about you laughing", the woman replied " Something to eat you screwing".

If It Is, Please Give Me A Star My Friends And Give Me Some Comments If You Want More Ok!!
Sorry if It Maybe A Little Rude,But You Get The Drift!!
Hope i didn't disrespect anyone though??!!

2008-03-12T22:10:41Z

Thanks everyone for all the good comments ,also thanks for the stars(I love you all)!!

mhk23582008-03-12T21:25:44Z

Favorite Answer

lol

Anonymous2016-05-29T02:32:32Z

1.Why did frosty there snow man pull down his pants? Because he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What causes a half moon? Student:When you can't get your jeans over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother just opened uup a shop. Tina: Really? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. That's all I got right now hope you liked em'

zanderdy JPA2008-03-12T21:53:06Z

The first was funny, the second was amusing, and don't think I understood the third.

map2008-03-12T22:58:25Z

i loved the 1st one!
2nd one was pretty good!
u lost me on #3!
:D

Anonymous2008-03-12T21:28:01Z

I actually chuckled, and that's not easy to do with me. You get a star.

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