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Sean
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Sean asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

♠Are These Jokes Funny??♠?

(1) A Man Gives Blood 2Save His Girlfriend. They Broke Up Now,He Wants It All Back.

She Hands Him A Used Tampon & Says " I'll Pay you Back Monthly".

(2) A guy at a bar says to a lady "Hey baby let's play carpenter, 1st we get hammered, then I nail you"! Lady at the bar says " Sorry you didn't bring enough wood"!

(3) A Man got 90yrs for raping a goat. A woman nearby started laughing uncontrollably , the man said "Something to cry about you laughing", the woman replied " Something to eat you screwing".

If It Is, Please Give Me A Star My Friends And Give Me Some Comments If You Want More Ok!!

Sorry if It Maybe A Little Rude,But You Get The Drift!!

Hope i didn't disrespect anyone though??!!

Update:

Thanks everyone for all the good comments ,also thanks for the stars(I love you all)!!

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  • mhk2358
    1 decade ago
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    lol

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    1.Why did frosty there snow man pull down his pants? Because he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What causes a half moon? Student:When you can't get your jeans over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother just opened uup a shop. Tina: Really? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. That's all I got right now hope you liked em'

  • zanderdy JPA
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    The first was funny, the second was amusing, and don't think I understood the third.

  • map
    1 decade ago

    i loved the 1st one!

    2nd one was pretty good!

    u lost me on #3!

    :D

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I actually chuckled, and that's not easy to do with me. You get a star.

  • Kiki21
    1 decade ago

    the 1st one is kinda gross but funny.

    i really didnt like the other ones.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    (1) was the only one that made me laugh.

  • ~*~AmethystMoonBeams~*~
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    the first two are funny, but not so much the third one.

  • ~::JAEL::~
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    the 1st time i heard the 1st one i laughed my ace off its just kinda old to me now though the 2nd one was funny the 3rd one was kinda dumb though.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahhaaha dude

    the first two are hilarious!!

    =D

  • Char
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

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