Two Brothers?
Two Brothers want to join the millitary... the first wants to join the Army because he likes to march... the second joins the airforce because he always wanted to fly..
after boot camp they meet up and bro2 asks bro1 how he liked the army..bro 1 says he loves it ...it morning he marched ..he marched to breakfast...to lunch..to dinner..field manuvers...he marched and marched and marched....
bro1 asks bro2 how he liked his trainning... bro2 says he liked every thing except the parachute trainning...bro1 says explain...
bro2 says well we went up up up into the clouds and all of a sudden the door was openned and my sargent said everyone out...well I got to the door and looked out and it was a long long long way down ...I was nervous... my sargent kept yelling for me to jump and I wouldn't... finally he said soldier if you don't jump i'm going to F * * * you up the a * *... so bro1 says well did you jump..bro 2 answers "A little at first"