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Two brothers joke anyone?

Two brothers walk into the pharmacy, one boy is seven, the other is five. They walk down every aisle taking there time and looking at everything. After about thirty minutes or so they finally pick an item and for the cashier, from around the corner comes the manager, "you boys need help with anything?" "no thank you" the boys replied. The manager looks into the seven year olds hands and says, "What do you have there boy?"

"Tampons" said the seven year old.

"Are you getting those for your mother?" the manager asks.

"No sir these are for my little brother, he's only five." the boy replies.

"Why on earth would your five year old brother need tampons?" the manager asked.

"Well sir, we seen this commercial on t.v. and it said if we had these you could ride a bike and even go swimming! And like i said he's only five sir he can't do neither right now."

Update:

that deserves a star!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That reminds me of that bit on America's Funniest Home Videos where the boys are outside planting their mom's tampons because they think they're sticks of dynamite.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    sensible wordplay, youthful Kitty. curiously sufficient, some weeks back in the united kingdom, a youthful female jumped in a puddle in a container and went down a broken typhoon drain, basically to emerge 2 hundred feet later in a river alive. I guess she felt baptised.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol, I can picture that actually happening

    I used to think condoms were magical candy

  • 1 decade ago

    Um I lost ya

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  • 1 decade ago

    lmbo!

    so funny!

    and yes it does deserve a star!

  • 1 decade ago

    Really cute.

  • John T
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    getting old

  • 1 decade ago

    ya know......... to be honest.......... in the end......... it got me laughin. those boys are cute LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    bahahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol..nice

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