I'm considering dating a cucumber... any thoughts on the subject?

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Anonymous2008-03-20T10:56:11Z

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You're gonna have to replace him often--but he wont talk back or leave the toilet seat up.

Anonymous2016-04-10T01:14:05Z

I'm 17 years younger than my girlfriend. I'm 23 and she's 40. You've only got a 5 year age difference. I think it's fine.

Turtle2008-03-20T17:19:23Z

Don't plan a long term relationship. Soon the cucumber will rot and turn to mush.

Mr. Thorax2008-03-20T10:54:52Z

As long as you don't expect the relationship to last very long, you'll be fine. Cucumbers go soft after a while.

BoogyBoo2008-03-20T18:23:44Z

Well you will have to get a new cucumber every week. So if you dont mind being kind of slutty then I guess its fine.

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