I'm considering dating a cucumber... any thoughts on the subject?

You're gonna have to replace him often--but he wont talk back or leave the toilet seat up.

I'm 17 years younger than my girlfriend. I'm 23 and she's 40. You've only got a 5 year age difference. I think it's fine.

Don't plan a long term relationship. Soon the cucumber will rot and turn to mush.

As long as you don't expect the relationship to last very long, you'll be fine. Cucumbers go soft after a while.

Well you will have to get a new cucumber every week. So if you dont mind being kind of slutty then I guess its fine.

Zucchinis have a longer reach and are 2 cents a pound cheaper

My thought is if it works out let me know if he has any cousins or brothers... oh hell I'll take a sister at this point.

What is related to the cucumber?

cucumbers stay kinda cold , and after a minute your coochie gets kinda cold , and then it gets numb, and then it's hardly worth it. i suggest hooking up with a nice jellydong. some of them are even microwavable.

if you gotta go out with 'cold'- i'd opt for glass. not organics .

omg but- glassdicks are expensive.

I think their personalities are much better than that of zucchinis .

The zukes and the cukes have always waged war against each other.

It'll rot so you'll have to keep replacing it. That'll make you a slut. But that's ok because variety is the spice of life.