that a large portion of what you were chewing was actually cardboard, so you spit the mashed wad of kud as far as your tar filled lungs will allow? After doing so did you stare at your new artwork on the wall and wonder "why isn't beer sold in fancy cardboard boxes like the finer wines are?"
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How about beer flavored cheese pizza?! And I think you should sell your artwork on ebay! Some people make a lot of good money that way! Too bad you didn't find an Ohio shaped Frosted Flake in your cereal this morning!
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I've fallen into that same trap. I always go for the center cheese blob. I feel like it will taste better after it's sat for a while - and it's funny because at the time it seems more logical to wait to pick up the cheese blob when it's not all stringy. (And sometimes the cheese was hidden under a slice of the pizza, and you see it later, when you wake up.) More often than not, it comes down to level of intoxication on my part. And that's when the innovative ideas start pouring in. More efficient, kickass packaging of beer is a fine example of that.
Unless you were joking, then I have no idea what you mean.
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The fact that you were able to distinguish 2 day old cheese from cardboard means you weren't messed up enough. Drink more next time, & go ahead and eat the cardboad - the walls will look better.
Beer gets flat in the boxes.
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That's scary dude...change fancy cardboard box with colostomy bag and it's like you're in my head!
Society is the reason I'm never happy....I'll stick with society.
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Hilarious! Funny! 100!