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2 old ladies?
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted
23 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
lmao. that was great. thanks for the laugh. :) here, have a star.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahahah
So funy
*mentally Remembers*
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- 1 decade ago
Two old ladies outside a cafe. One old lady says to the other "Did you come on the bus?" to which the other one replied "Yes, but I made it look like a stroke."
Your joke reminded me of this one.. V. Funny.
- Anonymous5 years ago
Awesome.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hilarious!!
- 1 decade ago
OMG that's hilarious! i used to work in a nursing home, and the old people are soo funny!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
not funny a 6th form joke
